Holy-fucking-shit.
So like, I sprint out of class to find James to see if he can give me a ride, right. And I get to his car and his mom's in the passenger's seat so I go WTFUX? Then I remember, " Oh yeah, he got his permit yesterday. Fuck me. "
I hitch a ride anyways.
Keep in mind, this is his first day driving in his life:
We go down the road, some person is a little close to him because he -is- going slow, as is normal for someone who is driving in his first day. He says the following to me, his mom, and his fat friend Zach:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING NIGGER DOING RIDING MY SHIT LIKE THIS? I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP HIS BALLS OFF.
Mom: JAMES!
Me: dude, it's your second day
James: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE. I GET IT FROM MY DAD'S SIDE.
30 seconds later he takes a 90 degree turn at like 30 MPH, he didn't go into the wrong lane but it was scary as fuck.
I <3 James. I just have to -try- to humiliate him somehow. Though, I do get the vague idea that this whole post will just boost his confidence. /whatever
......
"mara...."
"CHARLES?!"
Zomg, people who stay after the credits rool.
