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Offline Newby

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If you were faced with:

Having unprotected sex with someone with AIDS

or

Having a FUN FILLED BIBLE STUDY WITH JOE!!!!!! (WOWOWOZZZZ)

which would you choose?

This decides my x86 vote for you.

That's really pretty damn hard. Heh.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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If you were faced with:

Having unprotected sex with someone with AIDS

or

Having a FUN FILLED BIBLE STUDY WITH JOE!!!!!! (WOWOWOZZZZ)

which would you choose?
Well, I could use drugs that affect memory to get rid of any memories of the bible study, so I'd have to get rid of that.  A few hours of torture is a better choice than a lifetime of regrets.

Q.  Why in gods name to people feel compelled to put unnecessary underscores into their names?
Well, I started my hotmail account years ago, and it was dark_drake7@hotmail.com because darkdrake7@hotmail.com had been taken already.  The name has sort've stuck with me over the years.
errr... something like that...

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Well, I could use drugs that affect memory to get rid of any memories of the bible study, so I'd have to get rid of that.  A few hours of torture is a better choice than a lifetime of regrets.

Bah. I'd put it in the chick's rear.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Offline Warrior

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You'd spend time with Joe?

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Aids is transmissible through anal sex.  Haven't you heard about the whole fiasco with gays having aids?

LOL Warrior.

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Thats another reason queerism could be banned...more likely to get AIDS


but yeah, I'd rather listen to Joe, too

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We'll be able to cure aids before we can fix joe..
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

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We'll be able to cure aids before we can fix joe..
but til then you're stuck with aids............once joe is done hes done......he isnt a disease........just like a bad record ;)

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We'll be able to cure aids before we can fix joe..
but til then you're stuck with aids............once joe is done hes done......he isnt a disease........just like a bad record ;)

Joe is like having a herpes on your butthole.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

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Thats another reason queerism could be banned...more likely to get AIDS


but yeah, I'd rather listen to Joe, too
Actually, no.  Everyone, except those with Delta 32, have the same chance at getting AIDS as anyone else, regardless of sexual orientation.

Anyway. is there a secret option 3 of having a friend club me in the head so I go into a coma?

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-10 untactical points for having an underscore and a lame reason at that :D

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-10 untactical points for having an underscore and a lame reason at that :D
Your points don't matter :D
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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just for that I'm not drawing you naked anymore!

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-10 untactical points for having an underscore and a lame reason at that :D

I could nitpick you about your annoying capital T! :P

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-10 untactical points for having an underscore and a lame reason at that :D

I could nitpick you about your annoying capital T! :P
HAHA! Typoed your own name :P