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Learner's permit test..
« on: June 12, 2006, 12:29:25 am »
I'm taking it tomorrow!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2006, 12:31:12 am »
You have to take a test for a learner's permit?

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2006, 12:33:45 am »
You have to take a test for a learner's permit?
I had to take a written test for mine.  It was basically things like rules of the road, road signs, turn signals, etc.
errr... something like that...

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2006, 12:35:41 am »
What dark_drake said. You have to know what red yellow and green mean (warning, caution, go) the turn signals for left right and slow down / stop, the road lines for no passing zone. Basically the stuff you picked up on around age 7.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2006, 12:36:14 am »
I had to take a written test for mine.  It was basically things like rules of the road, road signs, turn signals, etc.

Oh, haha.

I don't think I had to take on in Colorado.  I've had my learner's permit for three years. :D!

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2006, 12:38:50 am »
I'm taking it tomorrow!
We're all doomed :(.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2006, 12:46:20 am »
I don't think I had to take on in Colorado.  I've had my learner's permit for three years. :D!
LMAO!!! I had mine for a year, drove a total of 8 hours with it (6 of those hours were in Driver's ed), and got my driver's license.
errr... something like that...

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2006, 01:09:14 am »
I'm pretty comfortable behind the wheel (shh, I've driven before) so I might drive to my softball game tomorrow night (with my dad, of course *eyeroll*) to commemorate me passing the test. =)
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2006, 01:28:13 am »
Joe, where do you live?...
OH God!  I hope you're not worse than a woman, lord jesus christ

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2006, 01:36:50 am »
I could be considered living in Wisconsin Dells, Baraboo, Delton, or Reedsburg. All in Wisconsin.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2006, 01:41:17 am »
wisconsin, hmm, i dont go that way, I think im safe (enough)

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2006, 03:17:52 am »
I'm pretty comfortable behind the wheel (shh, I've driven before) so I might drive to my softball game tomorrow night (with my dad, of course *eyeroll*) to commemorate me passing the test. =)

You need your permit validated with a behind-the-wheel before you can legally do that fucker!
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2006, 03:46:10 am »
I'm pretty comfortable behind the wheel (shh, I've driven before) so I might drive to my softball game tomorrow night (with my dad, of course *eyeroll*) to commemorate me passing the test. =)

You need your permit validated with a behind-the-wheel before you can legally do that fucker!
Are you sure? http://www.dot.wisconsin.gov/drivers/drivers/apply/drivrlic.htm
It varies from state to state.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2006, 05:02:42 am »
I don't think I had to take on in Colorado.  I've had my learner's permit for three years. :D!
LMAO!!! I had mine for a year, drove a total of 8 hours with it (6 of those hours were in Driver's ed), and got my driver's license.
Wtf?  I had mine for a total of five months.  That was between the day I was 15 years 7 months and 16 years old.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2006, 05:03:56 am »
LMAO!!! I had mine for a year, drove a total of 8 hours with it (6 of those hours were in Driver's ed), and got my driver's license.

In Colorado, you have to have 50 hours of driving time.  I'm pretty sure I have that by now, but I don't have the motivation to take the test.

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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2006, 06:29:31 am »
We have to take a test (it's on a computer..but it'd be equivilant to a written test) that deals with signs (you have to get all signs...if you miss one you fail) and rules of the road (speed in residential areas, etc.) Alot of people fail it, I got one wrong (I said you should go 20 in residential instead of 25)

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2006, 08:14:06 am »
Mine was 50 questions, only needed to get 40 and a valid permit you get.

I took the test earlier this year, but my guy didn't speak English.  All he could say were a couple vowels and "D" and "S", so all I got outta him was stuff like "DURR AHH YAHH DAHH SAHHNAHH", which I think was "Turn on your turn signal", but who the hell knows?  I woulda passed, but I hit the cones...

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2006, 11:24:15 am »
Age 15: get permit. have permit 6 months, drive 40 day hrs & 10 night hrs. take & pass driving test @ DMV (go around the block)
Age 15.5: get provisional license.  can drive w/only one non-family member, cant drive between 12 & 6 am.
age 16.5: get full license.

thats if you take drivers ed @ school

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2006, 11:41:03 am »
Oh god.  I'm doomed more than any one of you guys, I live in the state right next to joe!
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2006, 11:45:23 am »
Oh god.  I'm doomed more than any one of you guys, I live in the state right next to joe!
wait til Joe passes, then just kill yourself.  If you do it yourself it'll probably be less painful & such

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2006, 12:22:00 pm »
You have to be 17 to get your permit in Jersey :X

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2006, 01:11:11 pm »
You have to be 17 to get your permit in Jersey :X
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2006, 02:04:54 pm »
Oh god.  I'm doomed more than any one of you guys, I live in the state right next to joe!

Actually iago is more doomed than you, because I may be tempted to drive to Winnipeg just for the hell of it. Visit you though? Dream on. <3

EDIT -
Goththatlovesgeeks would be more doomed than you, deadly, if you're figuring by how close they live.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2006, 02:31:15 pm »
You have to be 17 to get your permit in Jersey :X
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2006, 04:13:20 pm »
Irish people shouldn't drive at all.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2006, 05:00:06 pm »
You should die.

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2006, 05:01:28 pm »
...I thought they just hopped around in potato sacks in Ireland...

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2006, 07:48:07 pm »
...I thought they just hopped around in potato sacks in Ireland...
Yeah, and if you hopped with a blood alcohol level of 1 or more, you weren't drunk enough and they arrested you for that.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2006, 08:34:04 pm »
if your BAC was 1 or higher you werent drunk enough?

Isnt 1 like 100% alcohol?

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2006, 08:50:06 pm »
It means your blood is 1% alcohol I believe.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2006, 09:03:32 pm »
And .4% is enough to kill you. GG.

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« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2006, 09:18:08 pm »
And .4% is enough to kill you. GG.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2006, 11:05:39 pm »
Irish people shouldn't drive at all.

Fuck you.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2006, 11:09:46 pm »
Irish people shouldn't drive at all.

Fuck you.
Joe, you're not Irish, you're emo.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2006, 11:38:17 pm »
And .4% is enough to kill you. GG.

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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2006, 12:29:36 am »
"Oh my GOD! There's BLOOD in my alcohol stream!"
;D
errr... something like that...

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2006, 12:32:27 am »
It means your blood is 1% alcohol I believe.
.01 is 1%..................................

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2006, 08:10:57 am »
Ooops..  I meant .4, not %.

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2006, 09:13:21 am »
It means your blood is 1% alcohol I believe.
.01 is 1%..................................

Why yes, yes it is!
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2006, 01:55:42 pm »
Irish people shouldn't drive at all.

Fuck you.
Joe, you're not Irish, you're emo.

I'm 25% French and 25% Irish, on my dad's side, and 50% German on my mother's side. My mom's parents were each 100% German, and my dad's dad was 100% French (hence "LaFrance") and my dad's mom was 100% Irish.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2006, 02:22:27 pm »
ahahaha!
Joe's mom's family killed Joe's dad's family!
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2006, 03:36:57 pm »
You're an immigrant Nazi supporting annoying retard. NOW it all makes sense.
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