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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2006, 06:29:31 am »
We have to take a test (it's on a computer..but it'd be equivilant to a written test) that deals with signs (you have to get all signs...if you miss one you fail) and rules of the road (speed in residential areas, etc.) Alot of people fail it, I got one wrong (I said you should go 20 in residential instead of 25)

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2006, 08:14:06 am »
Mine was 50 questions, only needed to get 40 and a valid permit you get.

I took the test earlier this year, but my guy didn't speak English.  All he could say were a couple vowels and "D" and "S", so all I got outta him was stuff like "DURR AHH YAHH DAHH SAHHNAHH", which I think was "Turn on your turn signal", but who the hell knows?  I woulda passed, but I hit the cones...

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2006, 11:24:15 am »
Age 15: get permit. have permit 6 months, drive 40 day hrs & 10 night hrs. take & pass driving test @ DMV (go around the block)
Age 15.5: get provisional license.  can drive w/only one non-family member, cant drive between 12 & 6 am.
age 16.5: get full license.

thats if you take drivers ed @ school

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2006, 11:41:03 am »
Oh god.  I'm doomed more than any one of you guys, I live in the state right next to joe!
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2006, 11:45:23 am »
Oh god.  I'm doomed more than any one of you guys, I live in the state right next to joe!
wait til Joe passes, then just kill yourself.  If you do it yourself it'll probably be less painful & such

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2006, 12:22:00 pm »
You have to be 17 to get your permit in Jersey :X

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2006, 01:11:11 pm »
You have to be 17 to get your permit in Jersey :X
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2006, 02:04:54 pm »
Oh god.  I'm doomed more than any one of you guys, I live in the state right next to joe!

Actually iago is more doomed than you, because I may be tempted to drive to Winnipeg just for the hell of it. Visit you though? Dream on. <3

EDIT -
Goththatlovesgeeks would be more doomed than you, deadly, if you're figuring by how close they live.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2006, 02:31:15 pm »
You have to be 17 to get your permit in Jersey :X
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2006, 04:13:20 pm »
Irish people shouldn't drive at all.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2006, 05:00:06 pm »
You should die.

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2006, 05:01:28 pm »
...I thought they just hopped around in potato sacks in Ireland...

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2006, 07:48:07 pm »
...I thought they just hopped around in potato sacks in Ireland...
Yeah, and if you hopped with a blood alcohol level of 1 or more, you weren't drunk enough and they arrested you for that.
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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2006, 08:34:04 pm »
if your BAC was 1 or higher you werent drunk enough?

Isnt 1 like 100% alcohol?

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Re: Learner's permit test..
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2006, 08:50:06 pm »
It means your blood is 1% alcohol I believe.
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