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Microsoft Robotics Division?
« on: June 22, 2006, 08:04:50 am »
http://www.technewsworld.com/story/KckBhJJDyjKtwi/Microsoft-Developing-Robotics-Software.xhtml

I'll bet that the three laws are going right out the window :)

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Buy off a company who actually has something to show for their efforts!"

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Re: Microsoft Robotics Division?
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2006, 09:08:10 am »
I'll bet that the three laws are going right out the window :)

LOL! I'm not really into robotics but eh, someone has to dominate a market.
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Re: Microsoft Robotics Division?
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2006, 09:11:09 am »
I'll bet that the three laws are going right out the window :)
No, they will just be edited.  Probably to something along the lines of:
   1. A robot may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, unless it makes Microsoft money or Microsoft tells them to do it.
   2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law, or unless it makes Microsoft money or Microsoft tells them to do it.
   3. A robot must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law, or unless it makes Microsoft money or Microsoft tells them to do it.

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Re: Microsoft Robotics Division?
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2006, 02:00:44 pm »
Another post I liked on Good Guys:

   1. A robot may not harm the Microsoft Company, or, through inaction, allow the Microsoft Company to come to harm.
   2. A robot may not harm a Microsoft Executive, or, through inaction, allow a Microsoft Executive to come to harm, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
   3. A robot must obey the orders given to it by Microsoft Executives except where such orders would conflict with the First or Second Law.
   4. A robot must obey the orders given to it by Microsoft Employees except where such orders would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
   5. A robot must obey the orders given to it by Microsoft Temp Workerss except where such orders would conflict with the First, Second, Third, of Fourth Law.
   6. A robot must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First, Second Law, Third, Fourth, or Fifth Laws.
   7. Harm may be defined as physical, fiscal, emotional, mental, or of any other type, as defined by a Microsoft Executive.