When I SSH'd to Darkside today, this is what I saw. I thought it was pretty funny and thought it'd be worth sharing. I didn't shit my pants, because I went poo just 5 minutes before.
login as: joe
joe@iago.no-ip.com's password:
Last login: Thu Feb 17 18:43:24 2005 from ac826e1e.ipt.aol.com
Linux 2.4.26.
... TheysaidDoyouseethebiggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehill?andIsaidYesIsee
thebiggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehillTheresabigdarkforestbetweenmeandthe
biggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehillandalittleoldladyridingonaHoovervacuum
cleanersayingIllgetyoumyprettyandyourlittledogTototoo ...
I don't even *HAVE* a dog Toto...
joe@darkside:~$
