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Offline iago

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No soap or water!
« on: June 25, 2006, 12:20:55 am »
I got a moist towelette (aka, wet-nap) in a package at a restaurant.  The packaging made me laugh out loud, so I present it here for your enjoyment:



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Re: No soap or water!
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2006, 12:22:33 am »
I know! I've seen it before.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: No soap or water!
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2006, 01:10:37 am »
HAHAHAHA. WHAT THE HELL LMAO HAHAHAHAHAAH
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
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Re: No soap or water!
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2006, 01:18:43 am »
Wow.... just wow....
errr... something like that...

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Re: No soap or water!
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2006, 01:23:40 am »
LOL!  Mail me one please.

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Re: No soap or water!
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2006, 02:24:54 am »
Note: It's made in Canada.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: No soap or water!
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2006, 03:49:37 am »
Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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Re: No soap or water!
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2006, 04:11:00 am »
As funny as it sounds, I think I see what it's implying: you don't have to use a sink and a bar of soap to wash your hands.  The "traditional" water and soap.

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Re: No soap or water!
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2006, 05:17:27 am »
As funny as it sounds, I think I see what it's implying: you don't have to use a sink and a bar of soap to wash your hands.  The "traditional" water and soap.
they might mean that, but they sure dont say that!


LAHL wet nap packette, just lawl.

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Re: No soap or water!
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2006, 09:45:44 am »
As funny as it sounds, I think I see what it's implying: you don't have to use a sink and a bar of soap to wash your hands.  The "traditional" water and soap.
I understand what they mean, but they said it in a funny way. 

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Re: No soap or water!
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2006, 01:18:51 pm »
As funny as it sounds, I think I see what it's implying: you don't have to use a sink and a bar of soap to wash your hands.  The "traditional" water and soap.
NO WAI.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: No soap or water!
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2006, 04:03:55 pm »