For the past 7 days, I've been waking up with the taste of blood in my mouth.
I can only thing of one possible explanation: I've become a vampire.
So be careful around me.
L M F A O!!
That's probably the funniest thing I have ever heard on these forums!! Lmfao!!!
<3 iago. 
I'm glad SOMEBODY found it funny the way I stated it 
Lmfao!! If you didn't explain it that way I wouldn't have found it nearly as amusing as I did. God, that's fucking genius.
It actually made my eyes water I was laughing so hard. ^^
