Author Topic: Happy birthday, Kaleeko! (Read 19349 times)

GameSnake · « **on:** July 04, 2006, 07:44:54 pm »

Our local nerd/Mac enthusiast Kaleeko turns 17.
Happy birthday.

Ergot · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2006, 07:49:34 pm »

You miss by 4 days.

Sidoh · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2006, 08:32:52 pm »

Learn to read a calendar, GameSnake.

GameSnake · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2006, 08:57:26 pm »

I'll bump the thread on Saturday.

Sidoh · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2006, 10:51:02 pm »

Quote from: GameSnake on July 04, 2006, 08:57:26 pm

I'll bump the thread on Saturday.

You still suck at reading calendars.

GameSnake · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2006, 11:45:01 pm »

Quote from: Sidoh on July 04, 2006, 10:51:02 pm

Quote from: GameSnake on July 04, 2006, 08:57:26 pm
I'll bump the thread on Saturday.

You still suck at reading calendars.

Blaze · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2006, 11:48:09 pm »

Quote from: GameSnake on July 04, 2006, 11:45:01 pm

Quote from: Sidoh on July 04, 2006, 10:51:02 pm
Quote from: GameSnake on July 04, 2006, 08:57:26 pm
I'll bump the thread on Saturday.

You still suck at reading calendars.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:20:22 am »

Uh... Thanks?
(Well, at least he knew what the date was today enough to figure out that my birthday might be soon.

)
<3 to those that care.
And...

Ergot · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:21:08 am »

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 01:20:22 am

Uh... Thanks?
(Well, at least he knew what the date was today enough to figure out that my birthday might be soon. )
<3 to those that care.
And...

Actually if you look at the bottom of the index page there's a list of upcoming birthdays :S.

deadly7 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:25:57 am »

Yeah... and it says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO: KALEEKO (17)" when it's actually your birthday. It's magic, I swears.

Ergot · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:29:38 am »

Quote from: deadly7 on July 05, 2006, 01:25:57 am

Yeah... and it says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO: KALEEKO (17)" when it's actually your birthday. It's magic, I swears.

In addition to a slice of cake with a candle put in your profile too!

Kaleeko · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:33:44 am »

How special. I'll just go throw on my birthday suit right now and throw confetti, I'm so excited. -_-
I <3 magic and cake.

Ergot · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:39:53 am »

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 01:33:44 am

How special. I'll just go throw on my birthday suit right now and throw confetti, I'm so excited. -_-
I <3 magic and cake.

Sounds fun! I do that on my birthday too!

* Ergot realizes he just scared off half the forum with that statement.

Joe · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:40:43 am »

Note, you can't throw on your birthday suit, but after the following image, I sure wouldn't mind.. oh wait, you're probably going to read this. ^_-.

Anyhow, for your birthday, I present you with a present. A picture of one of the most beautiful people I've seen.

And incidentally, you're post count is 69 right now. I just checked what order your last posts were in, and the one talking about excitation and a birthday suit was the 68th. If it were actually the 69th, I'd be afraid.

Ergot, as for you're anticedent, here you go; This post is directed at Kaleeko.

Ergot · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:42:21 am »

Good, I don't like little boys.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:47:55 am »

Honestly, the number 69 jokes just make me want to hurl. It's ... just a number. All sexual connatations it has make me, quite frankly, laugh at the sheer stupidity of it.
If you want to see an uber-leet number, though, check this one out:
7,5317

If anyone can figure out why, you get a cookie.

Quote from: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 01:42:21 am

Good, I don't like little boys.

Haha!

GameSnake · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:53:05 am »

STOP SCARING KALEEKO.

Joe · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2006, 02:24:05 am »

75317 upside down is your name.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2006, 02:24:41 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on July 05, 2006, 02:24:05 am

75317 upside down is your name.

You don't get a cookie because I told you over AIM. Smart one.

MyndFyre · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2006, 04:43:01 am »

Oh. I was going to say... is it because it's got a comma one place too early?

Blaze · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2006, 05:46:08 am »

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 01:47:55 am

Honestly, the number 69 jokes just make me want to hurl. It's ... just a number. All sexual connatations it has make me, quite frankly, laugh at the sheer stupidity of it.

*clears throat* Bom-chicka-bow-wow. That will be all.

rabbit · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am »

It's BOW chicka bow wow, dammit!

Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

d&q · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:34:13 pm »

Quote from: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am

Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Kinky.

Sidoh · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2006, 02:40:39 pm »

Quote from: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am

Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

I <3 rabbit.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2006, 02:56:18 pm »

Quote from: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am

Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Trust me. If anyone asks me out within the next few weeks, I will personally rip off their face and feed it to my sister's dead fish.

Thanks for the uh.. nice gesture.. though.

Ergot · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2006, 03:08:03 pm »

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 02:56:18 pm

Quote from: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Trust me. If anyone asks me out within the next few weeks, I will personally rip off their face and feed it to my sister's dead fish.

Thanks for the uh.. nice gesture.. though.

That's my job

! Why do you have a dead fish?

Kaleeko · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2006, 03:22:24 pm »

Quote from: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:08:03 pm

That's my job ! Why do you have a dead fish?

Why's it your job? And, We have a dead fish because my sister never fed it and today, a week after its death, she still hasn't flushed it. I have to admit, even /I/ haven't achieved that level of laziness, yet.

Ergot · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2006, 03:23:41 pm »

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 03:22:24 pm

Quote from: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:08:03 pm
That's my job ! Why do you have a dead fish?

Why's it your job? And, We have a dead fish because my sister never fed it and today, a week after its death, she still hasn't flushed it. I have to admit, even /I/ haven't achieved that level of laziness, yet.

Because I'm the assassin! Does dead fish smell... like a Vietnamese person's house?

xex · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2006, 03:26:53 pm »

Quote from: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:23:41 pm

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 03:22:24 pm
Quote from: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:08:03 pm
That's my job ! Why do you have a dead fish?

Why's it your job? And, We have a dead fish because my sister never fed it and today, a week after its death, she still hasn't flushed it. I have to admit, even /I/ haven't achieved that level of laziness, yet.
Because I'm the assassin! Does dead fish smell... like a Vietnamese person's house?

Die Ergot... Die..

Kaleeko · « **Reply #29 on:** July 05, 2006, 03:35:57 pm »

Quote from: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:23:41 pm

Because I'm the assassin!

Want a list?

rabbit · « **Reply #30 on:** July 05, 2006, 05:41:05 pm »

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 02:56:18 pm

Quote from: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Trust me. If anyone asks me out within the next few weeks, I will personally rip off their face and feed it to my sister's dead fish.

Thanks for the uh.. nice gesture.. though.

Joe has a habit of trying to get an e-life by means of an e-girlfriend. He's done it before (and failed, miserably).

deadly7 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 05, 2006, 10:56:46 pm »

Quote from: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 05:41:05 pm

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 02:56:18 pm
Quote from: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Trust me. If anyone asks me out within the next few weeks, I will personally rip off their face and feed it to my sister's dead fish.

Thanks for the uh.. nice gesture.. though.
Joe has a habit of trying to get an e-life by means of an e-girlfriend. He's done it before (and failed, miserably).

And one of joe's real life girlfriends got my MSN account through joe and tried to have an e-relationship with me. I'll post/upload logs if you're interested.

TeHFoOoL · « **Reply #32 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:09:38 pm »

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 02:24:41 am

Quote from: Joe[x86] on July 05, 2006, 02:24:05 am
75317 upside down is your name.

You don't get a cookie because I told you over AIM. Smart one.

Whose parents name their child 71357??!?!?!?!?!?

dum ppl...........

Ergot · « **Reply #33 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:15:51 pm »

Quote from: TeHFoOoL on July 05, 2006, 11:09:38 pm

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 02:24:41 am
Quote from: Joe[x86] on July 05, 2006, 02:24:05 am
75317 upside down is your name.

You don't get a cookie because I told you over AIM. Smart one.

Whose parents name their child 71357??!?!?!?!?!?

dum ppl...........

Upside-down not backwards silly goose.

deadly7 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:23:44 pm »

Your name's Lies'l?
That's a wicked name.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #35 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:29:46 pm »

Quote from: deadly7 on July 05, 2006, 11:23:44 pm

Your name's Lies'l?
That's a wicked name.

Ya, I know! XD

-_- And, I know, I put the comma in the wrong place.. Apparently, I have lost the ability to count. ^^

deadly7 · « **Reply #36 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:47:00 pm »

L'iesl?
I don't know how your name's spelled.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #37 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:54:30 pm »

Hahaha... Actually, if the comma had been in the correct place, my name would be Lie'sl.

But no, it's just Liesl. How boring.

deadly7 · « **Reply #38 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:58:52 pm »

How do you even pronounce that?

Kaleeko · « **Reply #39 on:** July 06, 2006, 12:07:30 am »

Quote from: deadly7 on July 05, 2006, 11:58:52 pm

How do you even pronounce that?

Lee-sul. Like Diesel except with a different letter at the beginning. So hard, I know. It's Lethal on the tongue.

Sidoh · « **Reply #40 on:** July 06, 2006, 12:10:06 am »

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 06, 2006, 12:07:30 am

It's Lethal on the tongue.

ROFL

deadly7 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 06, 2006, 12:12:46 am »

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 06, 2006, 12:07:30 am

Lee-sul. Like Diesel except with a different letter at the beginning. So hard, I know. It's Lethal on the tongue.

Your sarcasm hurts.

I bet you can't pronounce my name [Keyur].
No peeking my forum either, cheater.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #42 on:** July 06, 2006, 12:17:05 am »

Quote from: deadly7 on July 06, 2006, 12:12:46 am

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 06, 2006, 12:07:30 am
Lee-sul. Like Diesel except with a different letter at the beginning. So hard, I know. It's Lethal on the tongue.
Your sarcasm hurts. I bet you can't pronounce my name [Keyur].
No peeking my forum either, cheater.

I bet I'd completely slaughter it.

And, my sarcasm is completely in good taste. I think. ... ..

<3

deadly7 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 06, 2006, 12:29:24 am »

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 06, 2006, 12:17:05 am

I bet I'd completely slaughter it.
And, my sarcasm is completely in good taste. I think. ... .. <3

You won't be anywhere near as bad as my 7th grade band teacher. I'll give you one hint: It's not pronounced like the word "queer".
Your sarcasm's fine, I was hoping to make you go on a guilt trip. Apparently I suck at that. Oh well.

Sidoh · « **Reply #44 on:** July 06, 2006, 12:37:24 am »

Liesl, I'll give you a hint:

DIRKA DIRKA.

deadly7 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 06, 2006, 12:42:20 am »

I hate that movie. You're aware of that.

Sidoh · « **Reply #46 on:** July 06, 2006, 01:05:18 am »

Quote from: deadly7 on July 06, 2006, 12:42:20 am

I hate that movie. You're aware of that.

* Sidoh doesn't care.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #47 on:** July 06, 2006, 01:57:51 am »

Quote from: Sidoh on July 06, 2006, 12:37:24 am

Liesl, I'll give you a hint:

DIRKA DIRKA.

I love you, Sidoh. <3

rabbit · « **Reply #48 on:** July 06, 2006, 07:56:31 am »

Germanic name. Kind of explains the whiteness.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #49 on:** July 06, 2006, 03:46:19 pm »

Quote from: rabbit on July 06, 2006, 07:56:31 am

Germanic name. Kind of explains the whiteness.

I was also raised in Alaska.

rabbit · « **Reply #50 on:** July 06, 2006, 08:53:23 pm »

Damn...and I thought living in Idaho was bad enough!

deadly7 · « **Reply #51 on:** July 06, 2006, 09:30:56 pm »

Quote from: rabbit on July 06, 2006, 08:53:23 pm

Damn...and I thought living in Idaho was bad enough!

Yeah, but Alaska doesn't suck.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #52 on:** July 07, 2006, 04:50:14 am »

Quote from: deadly7 on July 06, 2006, 09:30:56 pm

Quote from: rabbit on July 06, 2006, 08:53:23 pm
Damn...and I thought living in Idaho was bad enough!
Yeah, but Alaska doesn't suck.

True, that.

rabbit · « **Reply #53 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:17:57 am »

Well, Alaska's doing something right. Every female I've seen who grew up in Alaska is really good looking.

d&q · « **Reply #54 on:** July 07, 2006, 09:43:12 am »

Blah blah blah <subtle comment about your looks here> blah blah blah.

deadly7 · « **Reply #55 on:** July 07, 2006, 10:45:54 am »

Quote from: rabbit on July 07, 2006, 08:17:57 am

Well, Alaska's doing something right. Every female I've seen who grew up in Alaska is really good looking.

So Kaleeko's the only girl you've seen from Alaska then? :p

rabbit · « **Reply #56 on:** July 07, 2006, 12:23:55 pm »

Nope. I know 6 girls from Alaska. All of them are.....desirable ^^

Chavo · « **Reply #57 on:** July 07, 2006, 12:58:17 pm »

My dad was born in alaska.

That is all.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #58 on:** July 07, 2006, 02:43:45 pm »

Quote from: rabbit on July 07, 2006, 12:23:55 pm

Nope. I know 6 girls from Alaska. All of them are.....desirable ^^

We're untainted from skin cancer from being burned too much by the sun.
And, running from all them moose through six feet of snow keeps us in shape. ^^

MyndFyre · « **Reply #59 on:** July 07, 2006, 04:48:47 pm »

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 07, 2006, 02:43:45 pm

Quote from: rabbit on July 07, 2006, 12:23:55 pm
Nope. I know 6 girls from Alaska. All of them are.....desirable ^^

We're untainted from skin cancer from being burned too much by the sun.
And, running from all them moose through six feet of snow keeps us in shape. ^^

...and I live in Arizona, skin cancer capital of the US.

deadly7 · « **Reply #60 on:** July 07, 2006, 06:38:09 pm »

Quote from: MyndFyre[x86] on July 07, 2006, 04:48:47 pm

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 07, 2006, 02:43:45 pm
Quote from: rabbit on July 07, 2006, 12:23:55 pm
Nope. I know 6 girls from Alaska. All of them are.....desirable ^^

We're untainted from skin cancer from being burned too much by the sun.
And, running from all them moose through six feet of snow keeps us in shape. ^^

...and I live in Arizona, skin cancer capital of the US.

gl hf dd

rabbit · « **Reply #61 on:** July 07, 2006, 06:45:56 pm »

Quote from: MyndFyre[x86] on July 07, 2006, 04:48:47 pm

Quote from: Kaleeko on July 07, 2006, 02:43:45 pm
Quote from: rabbit on July 07, 2006, 12:23:55 pm
Nope. I know 6 girls from Alaska. All of them are.....desirable ^^

We're untainted from skin cancer from being burned too much by the sun.
And, running from all them moose through six feet of snow keeps us in shape. ^^

...and I live in Arizona, skin cancer capital of the US.

We'll all miss you, Myndy.

Ergot · « **Reply #62 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:14:50 am »

Back on topic... Happy Birthday... on the right date this time ^_~
This is a really long birthday topic @_@

deadly7 · « **Reply #63 on:** July 08, 2006, 11:01:48 am »

Quote from: Ergot on July 08, 2006, 05:14:50 am

Back on topic... Happy Birthday... on the right date this time ^_~
This is a really long birthday topic @_@

Yeah.. that's what happens when you start a birthday thread 4 days early.

Happy birthday.

GameSnake · « **Reply #64 on:** July 08, 2006, 07:45:59 pm »

Happy birfday to you! 17 years ago today, you came out of your mothers vagina! Congradulations!

MyndFyre · « **Reply #65 on:** July 08, 2006, 07:49:08 pm »

Quote from: GameSnake on July 08, 2006, 07:45:59 pm

Happy birfday to you! 17 years ago today, you came out of your mothers vagina! Congradulations!

..........

Wow.

I can't find

words

to express my disdain for you right now.

Ugh.

Warrior · « **Reply #66 on:** July 08, 2006, 07:55:01 pm »

Quote from: GameSnake on July 08, 2006, 07:45:59 pm

Happy birfday to you! 17 years ago today, you came out of your mothers vagina! Congradulations!

LMAO!

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Author Topic: Happy birthday, Kaleeko! (Read 19349 times)