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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2006, 01:47:55 am »
Honestly, the number 69 jokes just make me want to hurl. It's ... just a number. All sexual connatations it has make me, quite frankly, laugh at the sheer stupidity of it.
If you want to see an uber-leet number, though, check this one out:
7,5317

If anyone can figure out why, you get a cookie.

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Good, I don't like little boys.

Haha! ;)
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2006, 01:53:05 am »
STOP SCARING KALEEKO.
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2006, 02:24:05 am »
75317 upside down is your name.
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2006, 02:24:41 am »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on July 05, 2006, 02:24:05 am
75317 upside down is your name.

You don't get a cookie because I told you over AIM. Smart one.
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2006, 04:43:01 am »
Oh.  I was going to say... is it because it's got a comma one place too early?  :P
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2006, 05:46:08 am »
Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 01:47:55 am
Honestly, the number 69 jokes just make me want to hurl. It's ... just a number. All sexual connatations it has make me, quite frankly, laugh at the sheer stupidity of it.

*clears throat* Bom-chicka-bow-wow.  That will be all.
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am »
It's BOW chicka bow wow, dammit!

Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2006, 01:34:13 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Kinky.
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2006, 02:40:39 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

I <3 rabbit.
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2006, 02:56:18 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Trust me. If anyone asks me out within the next few weeks, I will personally rip off their face and feed it to my sister's dead fish.

Thanks for the uh.. nice gesture.. though.
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2006, 03:08:03 pm »
Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 02:56:18 pm
Quote from: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Trust me. If anyone asks me out within the next few weeks, I will personally rip off their face and feed it to my sister's dead fish.

Thanks for the uh.. nice gesture.. though.
That's my job :(! Why do you have a dead fish?
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Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2006, 03:22:24 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:08:03 pm
That's my job :(! Why do you have a dead fish?

Why's it your job? And, We have a dead fish because my sister never fed it and today, a week after its death, she still hasn't flushed it. I have to admit, even /I/ haven't achieved that level of laziness, yet.
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2006, 03:23:41 pm »
Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 03:22:24 pm
Quote from: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:08:03 pm
That's my job :(! Why do you have a dead fish?

Why's it your job? And, We have a dead fish because my sister never fed it and today, a week after its death, she still hasn't flushed it. I have to admit, even /I/ haven't achieved that level of laziness, yet.
Because I'm the assassin! Does dead fish smell... like a Vietnamese person's house?
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2006, 03:26:53 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:23:41 pm
Quote from: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 03:22:24 pm
Quote from: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:08:03 pm
That's my job :(! Why do you have a dead fish?

Why's it your job? And, We have a dead fish because my sister never fed it and today, a week after its death, she still hasn't flushed it. I have to admit, even /I/ haven't achieved that level of laziness, yet.
Because I'm the assassin! Does dead fish smell... like a Vietnamese person's house?

Die Ergot... Die..
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Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2006, 03:35:57 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:23:41 pm
Because I'm the assassin!

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