Note, you can't throw
on your birthday suit, but after the following image, I sure wouldn't mind.. oh wait, you're probably going to read this. ^_-.
Anyhow, for your birthday, I present you with a present. A picture of one of the most beautiful people I've seen.
And incidentally, you're post count is 69 right now. I just checked what order your last posts were in, and the one talking about excitation and a birthday suit was the 68th. If it were actually the 69th, I'd be afraid.
Ergot, as for you're anticedent, here you go; This post is directed at Kaleeko.