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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2006, 07:16:46 pm »
I'm way skeptical & non-believing too, I'm just arguing "why cant he be fo reals"

Because it defies thet laws of known physics.  People don't have mystical forces irradiating from their hands that kills cancerous cells.

You're a Christian, right?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2006, 07:19:39 pm »
Joe, all that says is that some woman went through menopause and it happened to stop when she touched Jesus' robes (again a coincidence).

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2006, 07:44:38 pm »
That was a bad example. These are better.

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Also, as far as defying the laws of physics, do you believe that Peter and Jesus were able to walk on water?
« Last Edit: July 15, 2006, 07:46:27 pm by Joe[x86] »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2006, 07:49:45 pm »
Ive walked on water before. It doesnt require much when its frozen over.
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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2006, 08:00:44 pm »
Ive walked on water before. It doesnt require much when its frozen over.
That's walking on ice.  I don't think the boat would have been able to make it very far if there was ice.
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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2006, 08:29:32 pm »
So, the punchline is that when you speak or think in French you turn into a homosexual pedophile and cannibal?

Basically.
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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2006, 08:30:12 pm »
Also, as far as defying the laws of physics, do you believe that Peter and Jesus were able to walk on water?

This man isn't Jesus, he doesn't support Jesus and he's not the spawn of Jesus.

I don't know how much clearer I can be.

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2006, 08:36:50 pm »
Also, as far as defying the laws of physics, do you believe that Peter and Jesus were able to walk on water?

This man isn't Jesus, he doesn't support Jesus and he's not the spawn of Jesus.

I don't know how much clearer I can be.
maybe he is the son of another god of another religion

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2006, 08:39:21 pm »
So, the punchline is that when you speak or think in French you turn into a homosexual pedophile and cannibal?

Basically.

While I was reading this I was thinking "What the hell is this man talking about?  This has less to do with the topic then any other x86 post.".
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2006, 08:42:47 pm »
Also, as far as defying the laws of physics, do you believe that Peter and Jesus were able to walk on water?

This man isn't Jesus, he doesn't support Jesus and he's not the spawn of Jesus.

I don't know how much clearer I can be.

If he's not a Christian then I quickly rest my case that the healing came from God.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #40 on: July 15, 2006, 08:51:02 pm »
If he's not a Christian then I quickly rest my case that the healing came from God.

You're like.. a noob Christian, aren't you?

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #41 on: July 15, 2006, 08:54:54 pm »
L2reed nub. <3

I was saying that if he was a Christian he'd be given the gift of healing through prayer.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #42 on: July 15, 2006, 09:18:26 pm »
And if he wasn't a Christian, why the hell would God choose him as a vessel for healing?  Your religion sucks.

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #43 on: July 15, 2006, 09:38:56 pm »
And if he wasn't a Christian, why the hell would God choose him as a vessel for healing?  Your religion sucks.

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #44 on: July 15, 2006, 09:39:34 pm »
L2reed nub. <3

I was saying that if he was a Christian he'd be given the gift of healing through prayer.

Take your own advice.  I didn't see anything in the original article about him being Christian... guess what that means?