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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #60 on: July 16, 2006, 08:02:05 pm »
If any of you feel up to it, go to this man and ask him he he believes in Jesus Christ, does he believe that he is our Lord, and does he believe that he is coming back. If he does then he is from God, and if he does not than he is not.
I am prepared to be ridiculed for what I believe, are you?

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #61 on: July 16, 2006, 08:05:38 pm »
I was simply saying that the laws of physics can be broken and that healing isn't always a placebo.
If the laws of physics can't be broken, then how does God perform miracles?  God and Physics don't quite get along. 

God created this world and all the rules that apply to it, so it only makes sense that he alone has the power to break those rules if he should so choose, doesn't it?
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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #62 on: July 16, 2006, 08:08:24 pm »
God created this world and all the rules that apply to it, so it only makes sense that he alone has the power to break those rules if he should so choose, doesn't it?

Yes, but I don't really believe that he ever chooses to do so, especially after the ascension of Christ.

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #63 on: July 16, 2006, 08:44:53 pm »
It's possible to prove that somebody has supernatural powers, though. 

Not from word of mouth and ancient scrolls saying he did.
According to the Jews, Jesus was a master of propaganda turning mortals away from the righteous path.  It's all dependent on who's ancient scrolls and word of mouth you choose to follow.

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #64 on: July 16, 2006, 11:14:11 pm »
It's possible to prove that somebody has supernatural powers, though. 

Not from word of mouth and ancient scrolls saying he did.
According to the Jews, Jesus was a master of propaganda turning mortals away from the righteous path.  It's all dependent on who's ancient scrolls and word of mouth you choose to follow.
I'd have to say that they have been pretty well punished for that, too.
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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #65 on: July 17, 2006, 12:08:25 am »
I'd have to say that they have been pretty well punished for that, too.
always comes back to bite you in the ass...oye

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #66 on: July 17, 2006, 01:33:07 am »
According to the Jews, Jesus was a master of propaganda turning mortals away from the righteous path.  It's all dependent on who's ancient scrolls and word of mouth you choose to follow.

That is no sort of proof.

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #67 on: July 17, 2006, 03:10:37 am »
I'd have to say that they have been pretty well punished for that, too.
always comes back to bite you in the ass...oye

Hahahah. Thats hilarious.
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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #68 on: July 17, 2006, 02:42:27 pm »
I'd have to say that they have been pretty well punished for that, too.
always comes back to bite you in the ass...oye

Hahahah. Thats hilarious.
Hilariously true. :P

[Except it isn't all that funny.]
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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #69 on: July 18, 2006, 09:43:19 am »
I'm way skeptical & non-believing too, I'm just arguing "why cant he be fo reals"

Because it defies thet laws of known physics.  People don't have mystical forces irradiating from their hands that kills cancerous cells.
which would mean that (if he really does heal people) he has "powers" from God or he himself is God or whatever
Or he's a phoney. 

There's a $1,000,000 reward for anybody who can prove, beyond reasonable doubt (in a scientific, observable environment), that he has supernatual powers.  Nobody has claimed that reward for a reason. 

I dug up the link: http://randi.org/research/index.html

As yet, nobody has claimed the $1,000,000.  Nobody has even passed the preliminary application..

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #70 on: July 18, 2006, 04:38:08 pm »
I dug up the link: http://randi.org/research/index.html

As yet, nobody has claimed the $1,000,000.  Nobody has even passed the preliminary application..

Remember that one movie... Men in Black. With the little memory eraser stick things.. He obviously has one of those.
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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #71 on: July 18, 2006, 08:09:58 pm »
I dug up the link: http://randi.org/research/index.html

As yet, nobody has claimed the $1,000,000.  Nobody has even passed the preliminary application..

Remember that one movie... Men in Black. With the little memory eraser stick things.. He obviously has one of those.
That has got to be it!!!  That's the only logical explination! :P
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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #72 on: September 07, 2009, 01:15:52 pm »
Can you prove that I can't shoot lightening out of my ass?

It may feel like it after all those penises you take up it.
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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2009, 05:36:25 am »
This thread is 3 years old?

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Re: Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???
« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2009, 09:41:52 am »
At least he quoted the best post ever.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.