Microsoft's Guide to "!337$p34k"

[iago]

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

They seem to have forgotten the term "M$" or "Micro$oft"

[Warrior]

This has got to be the most retarded thing Microsoft has EVER done

[wires]

"5x1llz" (skills)

Never seen that one.

Pretty funny.  Why isn't it in ROFLCOPTER!~ forum?

[trust]

RL: Real Life. What's that?

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[rabbit]

Letters can be substituted for other letters that may sound alike. Using "Z" for a final letter S, and "X" for words ending in the letters C or K is common. For example, leetspeekers might refer to their computer "5x1llz" (skills).

The morons messed it up!! "SKILLS" DOES NOT END IN C OR K!!

[trust]

You sux, fux, tux, lux.

[Quik]

This has got to be the most retarded thing Microsoft has EVER done

No, this is: http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/griefers.mspx

"Oh my god, my 11-year-old son is getting made fun of on Counter-Strike. I hear someone's going to steal his cyber-lunch money. "

And who uses a "Gamer Tag"?! Isn't that limited to XBox nerds only?

[Newby]

They think they innovated with a "Gamer Tag", so they'll call all online identities "gamer tags"

Just like they say they innovated with the backwards slash in file names (which they did), but suck because Macintosh and *nix use the forward slash (i.e C:\ versus /)

M$ SUXORS

[Ergot]

oh stfu m$, if you cant deal with that you shouldnt be playing video games in the first place.