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Offline zorm

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If Zeus could fly...
« on: July 16, 2006, 08:39:59 pm »
Would he top his strawberries with some cloud?!
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Re: If Zeus could fly...
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2006, 08:48:06 pm »
Pah.  Zeus isn't a pansy.  He would not eat strawberries!  He would fry an elephant with his lightning and devour it whole, bones and all.
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Re: If Zeus could fly...
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2006, 08:57:18 pm »
Oh ok, perhaps I was thinking of some other god.
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Re: If Zeus could fly...
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2006, 08:58:23 pm »
He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first. 
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Re: If Zeus could fly...
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2006, 09:00:14 pm »
Quote from: iago on July 16, 2006, 08:58:23 pm
He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first. 

My thoughts exactly.
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Re: If Zeus could fly...
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2006, 10:27:37 pm »
Quote from: iago on July 16, 2006, 08:58:23 pm
He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first. 

HAHA! So true.
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Re: If Zeus could fly...
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2006, 12:37:32 am »
LMFAO @ iago.  Wtf? Hahaha!
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Re: If Zeus could fly...
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2006, 02:18:47 pm »
Quote from: AntiVirus on July 17, 2006, 12:37:32 am
LMFAO @ iago.  Wtf? Hahaha!

In many stories about Zeus, the basic plot line is:

1. He turns into whatever
2. Has sex with a random woman of the same species.(Sometimes different species)
3. A child is born!
4. Hera, for some reason, takes revenge on the child, instead of Zeus.
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Re: If Zeus could fly...
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2006, 03:00:13 pm »
5. Zeus takes the unborn fetus, eats it, and a few months later chops his face open with an axe and gives birth to a new (demi-)god.
6. The new (demi-)god pisses Zeus off and Zeus <insert method of eternal torture here>'s them.
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Re: If Zeus could fly...
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2006, 04:26:26 pm »
Ooh, I see.  What a weirdo. ^^
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Lay now forevermore slender;
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Silhouette a lone existence;
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Re: If Zeus could fly...
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2006, 02:12:10 pm »
Hefastus didn't diserve to be thrown out that window. Poor boy. At least he gets a throne that follows him around. That'd be sweet!
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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