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Re: Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2006, 03:46:43 am »
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If it wasn't Dell's fault, why are they researching it?
NOW IT MAKES SENSE TO ME WHY YOU'RE LIBERAL!!!!!

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Re: Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2006, 07:56:04 am »
Those examples suck.  Neither are a large corporation putting exploding laptops of doomy doom out on the market burning down 747's and attempting to assassinate Japanese press people.

And you're using the broad-spectrum negative connotative "liberal".  You are mean.  You hurt my feelings.  I'm going to go cry now. (Fucker).
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Re: Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2006, 11:59:58 am »
Quote from: rabbit on July 18, 2006, 07:56:04 am
Those examples suck.  Neither are a large corporation putting exploding laptops of doomy doom out on the market burning down 747's and attempting to assassinate Japanese press people.

And you're using the broad-spectrum negative connotative "liberal".  You are mean.  You hurt my feelings.  I'm going to go cry now. (Fucker).

Good.

And I NEVER said ANYTHING about 747s, although that's just as valid.

"If it isn't the WTC's fault that it got rammed into by two planes, why were they so tall?"
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Re: Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2006, 01:22:25 pm »
Actually, it is their fault.  The terrorists might have picked the WTC towers if they weren't the biggest things in a few hundred miles.
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Re: Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2006, 02:06:18 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on July 18, 2006, 01:22:25 pm
Actually, it is their fault.  The terrorists might have picked the WTC towers if they weren't the biggest things in a few hundred miles.
Uhh..

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It was def. the terrorists fault.
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Re: Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2006, 02:08:15 pm »
Quote from: AntiVirus on July 18, 2006, 02:06:18 pm
Quote from: rabbit on July 18, 2006, 01:22:25 pm
Actually, it is their fault.  The terrorists might have picked the WTC towers if they weren't the biggest things in a few hundred miles.
Uhh..

[/joke] ?

It was def. the terrorists fault.
No, don't you see?  rabbit is a lib!
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Re: Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2006, 03:45:18 pm »
I am not a downloadable Linux addon!

Anyway, whatever.
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Re: Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2006, 07:25:27 pm »
What if one of these dells exploded on an airplane, hmmm?!
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Re: Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2006, 07:48:19 pm »
Quote from: GameSnake on July 18, 2006, 07:25:27 pm
What if one of these dells exploded on an airplane, hmmm?!
Stop trying to be a wannabe terrorist.  Dell laptops don't explode above 10,000 feet.  That's why they tell you to wait until you've crossed that altitude.
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Re: Dell's Laptop of Doomy Doom
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2006, 10:08:34 pm »
One exploded on the tarmac, in the cargo hold, though.
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