Retards, they walk among us.

[Nate]

Does anyone else see the most idiotic thing about this story?
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/01/bar.id.ap/index.html

[rabbit]

Stupid bitch can't tell the picture on the license apart from the person she's about to hand it to?

[Nate]

Honestly its pretty scary but sad at the same time.

WESTLAKE, Ohio (AP) -- A bar waitress checking to see if a customer was legally old enough to drink looked down to see a familiar photo.

It was her own.

The 22-year-old waitress, whose name was not released, called police last week and said she had been handed her own stolen driver's license by a woman trying to prove she was 21.

The woman, who became suspicious of the delay as the waitress went to call police, fled the Moosehead Saloon, but her companion provided her name.

Maria Bergan, 23, of Lakewood, was charged Sunday night with identity theft and receiving stolen property. She was arrested at her home in suburban Cleveland.

The waitress said she had lost her wallet July 9 at a bar in Lakewood.

"The odds of this waitress recovering her own license defy calculation," police Capt. Guy Turner said Monday.

[iago]

Hah, while working at a beer store I got my friend's license before.  The funny thing is, my friend was black and the guy using it was like, phillipean or something. 

[MyndFyre]

Hah, while working at a beer store I got my friend's license before.  The funny thing is, my friend was black and the guy using it was like, phillipean or something. 

Do you mean Filipino?

[deadly7]

This woman put her Winnebago in "Cruise Control" and then got up and it crashed and she sued Winnebago.  She won her case, and now Winnebago puts "Cruise control is not auto-pilot" in its manuals.  :p

[iago]

Hah, while working at a beer store I got my friend's license before.  The funny thing is, my friend was black and the guy using it was like, phillipean or something. 

Do you mean Filipino?

I have no idea.  But probably.  The guy who's license was being used was named "Phillip", so I just threw some extra letters on the end to make it sound like the country