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Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« on: July 19, 2006, 05:30:35 am »
This question has always made me question the bible. I dont like to question I something I belive in but I just dont understand. If a snake told eve to eeat a apple off the tree, Then that must mean that snakes had some type of communcation with a human being. Why dont they still do that to this day or have had reports of snakes communcating with a person?
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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2006, 08:25:12 am »
That was the Garden of Eden, prior to Eve's pure mind being corrupted.  Anything was possible.

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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2006, 03:38:58 pm »
Also, it wasn't just an ordinary snake, 'twas the devil!
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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2006, 03:52:28 pm »
Both Rabbit and Deuce are correct.

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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2006, 05:09:11 pm »
Who is this..."Rabbit"...you speak of?

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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2006, 05:50:22 pm »
That was the Garden of Eden, prior to Eve's pure mind being corrupted.  Anything was possible.

I used to know all this stuff, but.. If Eve's mind was corrupted, who told the story?
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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2006, 06:41:51 pm »
That was the Garden of Eden, prior to Eve's pure mind being corrupted.  Anything was possible.

I used to know all this stuff, but.. If Eve's mind was corrupted, who told the story?
Adam?...

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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2006, 06:44:13 pm »
It was dictated to Moses by God, on Mount Sinai.
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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2006, 07:20:12 pm »
I've always been curious as to why Satan chose to come in the form of a serpent.

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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2006, 07:47:39 pm »
It was dictated to Moses by God, on Mount Sinai.

Oh yeah, I forgot about God talking directly to people.
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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2006, 01:36:20 am »
I've always been curious as to why Satan chose to come in the form of a serpent.
cause snakes are creppy, they move without legs/wings/etc...just a hose that moves...WEIRD

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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2006, 12:09:43 am »
I've always been curious as to why Satan chose to come in the form of a serpent.
Because snakes are metal, and Satan is metal. duh.
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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2006, 02:08:43 pm »
Serpents are reguarded as poisonous and downright evil (except to those who have pet snakes, but I think those people are evil too..), thus a good personification of him. He could have just desended from heaven as an angel, which I don't understand why he didn't, but eh. Satan's a retard anyhow.

To CrAz3D, at that time, snakes did have legs. Quoth the bible!

I think snakes could talk as well, because.. hey, why not? But even if they couldn't, Satan (being an angel) could simply shapeshift (yay, druids!) into a snake and talk anyhow (which he did).

For you all, Genesis chapter 3.


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reports of snakes communcating with a person?
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2006, 03:04:06 pm »
Satan didn't exist until the New Testament.  The snake in Genesis is just a snake.

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Re: Snakes on an airplane and they can talk?
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2006, 10:48:11 pm »
Satan didn't exist until the New Testament.  The snake in Genesis is just a snake.

Right..
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.