True story.
My friends and I were playing foot ball out in the street one day just for the hell of it. Its one of those nice little communtiys not alot of cars drive through. So we were playing and my friend hiked the ball to me. I go deep and see my friend open so I chuck it. OUT OF NO WHERE, a geek squad car fucking slams on the breaks and my friend goes flying over the top of the car and lands on the trunk.
Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.