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Offline Mythix

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I believe...
« on: February 14, 2005, 01:41:15 pm »
Guns dont kill people, husbands who come home early do!
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Re: I believe...
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2005, 09:32:18 pm »
Guns dont kill people, people kill people....

Gun control means using both hands!

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Re: I believe...
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2005, 09:48:53 pm »
Lol @ gun control.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I believe...
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2005, 12:35:40 pm »
"Guns don't kill people, bullets do"

"Nuh uh, bullets don't kill people, blood loss or damage to major organs does"

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Re: I believe...
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2005, 07:31:52 pm »
"I didnt kill him, the bullet through his lung did."
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Re: I believe...
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2005, 09:41:41 pm »
"Y-y-you killed him!"
"No I didn't I shot him.  The fall killed him"
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