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Offline iago

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Take Back Porchmonkey!
« on: July 22, 2006, 01:59:28 am »
Clerks II was awesome.  It can't really be compared to Clerks, it was an entirely different style, but it was still really good.  The characters remained strong, and the jokes remained funny.  They also made references back to almost all the other movies ('15 bucks, little man', etc). 

It was also disgusting and perverted, much MUCH more so than the original Clerks.  But in a mostly funny way.  Mmmm, beastiality....
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Re: Take Back Porchmonkey!
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2006, 02:22:54 am »
I haven't ever liked the two main characters in that movie.  But, ooh well. :P
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Re: Take Back Porchmonkey!
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2006, 02:23:42 am »
Heh. I did not see it. But now I will. :)

And Clerks wasn't that bad. The scene where the pornos are ordered (a customer asks for a video, and he throws it in at the end after a huge string of pornos) and Dante's girlfriend has sex with a corpse were about the worst. :|
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Take Back Porchmonkey!
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2006, 08:30:49 am »
Quote from: AntiVirus on July 22, 2006, 02:22:54 am
I haven't ever liked the two main characters in that movie.  But, ooh well. :P
Dante and Randal?  Or Jay and Silent Bob?  Either way, both pairs are great.  I loved Clerks, and I loved the Clerks Cartoon.  The play between Dante and Randal is great.  And Jay and Silent Bob do almost nothing useful, but are great filler.   

Quote from: Newby on July 22, 2006, 02:23:42 am
Heh. I did not see it. But now I will. :)

And Clerks wasn't that bad. The scene where the pornos are ordered (a customer asks for a video, and he throws it in at the end after a huge string of pornos) and Dante's girlfriend has sex with a corpse were about the worst. :|
Haha yeah, nothing like that happens.  But there's still a lot of good stuff!

And when Silent Bob talks, I think it's my favorite Silent Bob line yet. 
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Re: Take Back Porchmonkey!
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2006, 01:37:55 pm »
Jay and Silent Bob.  I hate'em.
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Re: Take Back Porchmonkey!
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2006, 07:57:44 pm »
Quote from: AntiVirus on July 22, 2006, 01:37:55 pm
Jay and Silent Bob.  I hate'em.

I'm going to kill you.  Beware.
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Re: Take Back Porchmonkey!
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2006, 02:53:45 pm »
Quote from: AntiVirus on July 22, 2006, 01:37:55 pm
Jay and Silent Bob.  I hate'em.

I dont even think he is Silent. I have heard him say a couple of words on the Movie dogma and I rember seeing him accept a award and thank like all of hollywood. WTF
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Re: Take Back Porchmonkey!
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2006, 07:57:50 pm »
Quote from: ZeroX on July 25, 2006, 02:53:45 pm
Quote from: AntiVirus on July 22, 2006, 01:37:55 pm
Jay and Silent Bob.  I hate'em.

I dont even think he is Silent. I have heard him say a couple of words on the Movie dogma and I rember seeing him accept a award and thank like all of hollywood. WTF
For the first part, he's mostly silent.  He usually talks once/movie, with something very profound (“You know there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.").  Other than that, he's completely silent. 

For the second, Silent Bob isn't a real person.  Kevin Smith (Silent Bob's actor, and the director of all the J&SB movies) talks a lot.  But that's the actor, not the character. 
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Re: Take Back Porchmonkey!
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2006, 02:03:43 am »
"THE SIGN, ON THE BACK OF THE CAR, SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD. YOU DUMB FUCK."
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Take Back Porchmonkey!
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2006, 02:11:46 am »
LOL, the back of his shirt said "Porchmonkey For Life". That's got to be the funniest racist thing I've laughed at in a while.

Here's an interesting post on a Tom Green blog thing: http://tomgreen.com/deputyBlog.php?deputy_id=69&year=2006&month=7
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