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Offline Towelie

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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2006, 11:41:45 pm »
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Few days ago I bought a cat
It is so cute, I want to fuck it hard
Walking on four legs, shaking that little ass
Dirty fucking slut who deserves to suffer
I place my cock in the center of tis asshole
Hard push, damn its tight but feels so good
I fuck like a rabbid, cat screams in agony
Faster adn faster, cat is unconscious
I cut off its tail and shove it up my ass
Innards ripped out, head cut off, cat is fucked up
Squirting my sperm allover the mess
Tomorrow Im gonna buy a dog

Artist: Torsofuck
Album: Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
Song: Four Legged Whore
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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2006, 01:04:19 am »
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  That's so wrong!!
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The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2006, 07:15:45 pm »
"As I eat a baby I'm thinking of you"

Artist: Gwar
Song: ??
Album: War Party
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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2006, 08:37:13 pm »
Towelie, I don't think I ever want to meet you in real life.  Ever.
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The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2006, 03:35:53 am »
Quote from: AntiVirus on August 11, 2006, 08:37:13 pm
Towelie, I don't think I ever want to meet you in real life.  Ever.
eh, I just found that funny :P
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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2006, 07:10:01 pm »
Quote from: AntiVirus on August 11, 2006, 08:37:13 pm
Towelie, I don't think I ever want to meet you in real life.  Ever.
Sadly i know him in real life...
"I love little girls they make me feel so good."
Artist : Oingo boingo
song: little girls
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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2006, 07:41:46 pm »
If you weren't barely 14, I'd say what the fuck is wrong with you?!  But you're just a little boy.  Careful when on the bus.  Some men like to sit too close.
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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2006, 07:45:23 pm »
What does age have to do with perversion at all?
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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2006, 07:48:48 pm »
Little boys liking little girls is fine.  Older teens/20s guys liking little girls is wrong.  Old guys liking little girls is just fucking scary.
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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2006, 08:20:23 pm »
14 years old isn't little. 7 years old is. If I liked a 7 year old girl, that would be disgusting/wrong.
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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2006, 09:17:25 pm »
Whatever.  It's still not as bad as a 20 year old guy liking a 7 year old.
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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2006, 11:13:43 pm »
"If I could find a way to turn back time
Had to let you know I'm on your side"

Song: I Am On Your Side
Artist: Hawthorne Heights
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2006, 11:17:31 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on August 15, 2006, 11:13:43 pm
"If I could find a way to turn back time
Had to let you know I'm on your side"
I cut my wrists and cry as I bleed
I watch my lover cheat on me -- did he plant his seed?

Song: I Am On Your Side
Artist: Hawthorne Heights

Fixed that for you :)
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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2006, 11:35:49 pm »
Thanks.
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Lyric Snippets
« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2006, 12:22:56 am »
"I need some action
I need it now
I aint got time
so look around

I need to get
my rock star soon
and I aint picky
about my poon

I grab my shovel
get in my car
the graveyard isnt
very far

it makes most people
blow their chunder
but head it lies
six feet under!

I love the girls that dont say no
they never do
if you fuck a dead body
I love to nut
with a rotten gut
I do it all the time
when I fuck a dead body
NOW!!
fuck a dead body NOW!!!

I dig and dig
I hit the box
Smash the vault
break the locks

There she lies
the rotten bitch
I feel my cock
begin to twich

I brought her out
I'm going stiff
I bend on down
to get a sniff!

I smile as we
begin to fuck!
but damn I wish
THIS BITCH COULD SUCK!!

I love the girls who dont say no... etc. x2"

By: Festering Sore
Song: Fuck a Dead Body

ROFL newby gave me this album... these songs are rediculous!
oh btw I wrote that as I listened to it.
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