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I quit football
« on: August 07, 2006, 09:40:38 am »
I wake up today with a really sore throat and tell my dad I'm not going to practice. He tells me I'm just being a liar and I went to bed late and am tired, even though I was in bed by 1, giving me a full 7 hours of sleep. So anyhow, he says if I don't go, he's making me quit the team, so I go ahead and slap him in the face with that one, totally pissing him off. Problem solved.
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2006, 09:56:41 am »
Well, good news, both ways. My dad quit being an ass about it, but I'm still quitting anyhow (probably) due to the huge meaningless commitment involved (be at every practice, sit bored off your ass for several hours, go home, rinse, repeat).
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2006, 11:46:11 am »
You played football?
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2006, 12:03:09 pm »
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2006, 01:44:59 pm »
lol. Football turns kids at my school into fuckholes who deserve buckshot in their chest. :P
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2006, 01:46:19 pm »
Football manager. Newby, I bet you'd love the bed with any of the managers at your school, because in guy sports, managers are nearly all girls.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2006, 03:25:33 pm »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 07, 2006, 01:46:19 pm
Football manager.
Any respect I had of you from your "playing" football is gone.
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2006, 03:43:14 pm »
Quote from: Newby on August 07, 2006, 01:44:59 pm
lol. Football turns kids at my school into fuckholes who deserve buckshot in their chest. :P

Agreed.

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Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 07, 2006, 01:46:19 pm
Football manager. Newby, I bet you'd love the bed with any of the managers at your school, because in guy sports, managers are nearly all girls.

If you're talking about coaches, all our coaches are guys. I know this because I spent a few hours in the gym welding supports on the speedbags, and I had to speak with about every damn coach in the gym to try to find a wrench, turns out everyone in that place is too dumb to know what a wrench is (or to even respond in some cases), so I left.
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2006, 06:13:02 pm »
football manager ====== water boy ;Dlol
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2006, 06:41:43 pm »
Quote from: CrAz3D on August 07, 2006, 06:13:02 pm
football manager ====== water boy ;Dlol

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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2006, 08:17:10 pm »
WATER SUCKS
WATER SUCKKS
WATER SUCKSSS
GATERADE IS BETTER
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2006, 09:03:41 pm »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on August 07, 2006, 08:17:10 pm
WATER SUCKS
WATER SUCKKS
WATER SUCKSSS
GATERADE IS BETTER
"Water sucks
It really really sucks
Water sucks"

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"Gatoraide"
"H2O!"
"Gatoraide!"
"H2O!"
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on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2006, 09:05:20 pm »
You sound like a big choo-choo train.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2006, 09:12:26 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on August 07, 2006, 03:25:33 pm
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 07, 2006, 01:46:19 pm
Football manager.
Any respect I had of you from your "playing" football is gone.
Quote from: deadly7 on August 07, 2006, 09:03:41 pm
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on August 07, 2006, 08:17:10 pm
WATER SUCKS
WATER SUCKKS
WATER SUCKSSS
GATERADE IS BETTER
"Water sucks
It really really sucks
Water sucks"

-----

"Gatoraide"
"H2O!"
"Gatoraide!"
"H2O!"

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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2006, 09:46:16 pm »
Stop copying Sidoh. :(
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 
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