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Re: I quit football
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2006, 12:37:58 am »
You're a football player?

(Cheap shot, sorry)
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I quit football
« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2006, 12:52:55 am »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2006, 05:04:09 am »

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2006, 05:12:16 am »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

or you can just have a relation minus the ships.
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2006, 01:38:22 pm »
or you can just have a relation minus the ships.

I don't understand ???

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2006, 01:45:13 pm »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2006, 01:55:33 pm »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Or, because the guy is horny and it "just happens". :)

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2006, 02:16:25 pm »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Or, because the guy is horny and it "just happens". :)

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That statement goes both ways.
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Re: I quit football
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2006, 03:32:18 pm »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Bingo. I don't date for sex, but since it comes with the relationship I don't mind! :P
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2006, 03:45:11 pm »
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Bingo. I don't date for sex, but since it comes with the relationship I don't mind! :P
If it's a garunteed given, then it's not a relationship, it's a whore.

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2006, 04:23:29 pm »
If it's a garunteed given, then it's not a relationship, it's a whore.

Agreed. If it's expected, then it's also a very-dumped partner.  :D

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2006, 08:50:53 pm »
at our age, we should be lookin for fun.

if we're lookin for wives now its a bit early in life & we might make a mistake

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2006, 09:01:20 pm »
at our age, we should be lookin for fun.

if we're lookin for wives now its a bit early in life & we might make a mistake

I do have fun. I masturbate like there's no fucking tomorrow and my porn stash in the past has made Towelie's look like he rarely ever looks at porn.

When is it a bit early? When is it time that you should look for one? Who decides that? I think that's dumb personally. I wouldn't waste my money on a woman that I did not [think I would] enjoy being with. I can go spend that money on lubricant and beat myself senseless, and there's my fun. I date for serious relationships.

If it's a garunteed given, then it's not a relationship, it's a whore.

Agreed. If it's expected, then it's also a very-dumped partner.  :D

Agreed with rabbit. Semi-agreed with Kaleeko. As long as she doesn't put out on the first (few) date(s) and she doesn't plan to put out until after marriage I'm fine with it. If she does either of the two (particularly the latter at this point in time, that's a scary thought) I don't think I'll be dating said woman anytime soon. :P
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2006, 09:22:52 pm »
I meant more in that, if I start dating a guy and he automatically expects me to sleep with him, he's on the street corner. If sex happens it happens, but if it gets to the point where it's expected, then they can go find themselves a whore. (This is coming from my point of view, I expect it's a little different from the guy's point of view. ;))

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Re: I quit football
« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2006, 10:00:20 pm »
After you have sex a few times I believe it becomes expected...is that still whoreish?