Ok, let me get the racial jokes out of the way first:
What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
One can feed a family of four.
What is the difference between a bench and a black guy?
One can support a family.
What is the difference between a black girl and a white girl?
One gets on playboy, the other gets on national geographic.
The rest of the racial jokes that I know, you probably too... so now for a joke I heard today. (sorry if I make the story shit, I am not great at telling jokes)
This guy went to the grocery store to buy some food for his wife and kids. As he was going through the sections, he sees this really hot blonde chick, with nice boobs and everything, and she sees that hes looking at her. She motions for him to come over to her, in a way that made him think she knew him. So as he was walking towords her, he couldnt figure out how he knew her. Once he got to her, she says to him
"I think you are the father of one of my kids"
So he thinks back to the only time he cheated on his wife, at his batchelor party. And he remembered that it was her. So he says to her
"Oh yeah, you were that one stripper at my batchelor party, the one who stuck a carrot in my ass while we were fucking, and my friend was slapping my balls with the celery, and then it was so intense that I came all in you"
And to which she replies
"I think you are the father of one of my students"
if I remember any other jokes ill post them
EDIT:
ok I remember one
Jane and Tarzan were alone in the jungle, and she asks him if he wants to have sex. Tarzan doesnt get what she means, but after some explaining he gets it. So... she gets undressed and everything, and right before, tarzan kicks her right in the crotch. Jane just falls on the ground in pain, and stays there for a few minutes. She then asks him "Why did you do that?", to which he replies "Tarzan checks for bees"
