UGH!

[Joe]

My dad gave me the talk. He said if I was too embarassed to buy condoms, he'd do it for me. Please pray.

[d&q]

You're not going to need condoms for a long time.

[Joe]

Oh, I've been offered sex before. She was a total slut though, and I bet she had STD's, and she refused to let me use a condom, so she got rejected.

[d&q]

Your point being? That has nothing to do with what I just said. 

[CrAz3D]

My dad gave me the talk. He said if I was too embarassed to buy condoms, he'd do it for me. Please pray.

hahaha!
cool?...I didnt get talked to.

Ask him for some booze to take the edge off of your first time, also

[Joe]

CrAz3D, you seem to have forgotten this is my *dad*. I'm not going to go up to him and say "hey dad, I need some condoms and some beer, I'm gonna go out nailing a bunch of chicks".

[CrAz3D]

CrAz3D, you seem to have forgotten this is my *dad*. I'm not going to go up to him and say "hey dad, I need some condoms and some beer, I'm gonna go out nailing a bunch of chicks".

hey, he offered...

[Newby]

Listen to Deuce. Until you start asking out women (and I don't mean using sticky pads, the internet, or asking the girl's brother to ask her then drive you two to ice cream) you have no need for condoms.

[xex]

You need to be 18+ to buy condoms? You can buy here regardless the age, and I think that's a good idea since most teen likes to have sex and it only help prevent stds not spread it. Also, why would you want condoms? Aren't you super-religious and can't have sex before marriage?

[CrAz3D]

You need to be 18+ to buy condoms? You can buy here regardless the age, and I think that's a good idea since most teen likes to have sex and it only help prevent stds not spread it. Also, why would you want condoms? Aren't you super-religious and can't have sex before marriage?

i think his dad just offered so that joe wouldnt be embarassed

[d&q]

You don't have to buy condoms from people. They have vending machines(for the lack of a better word) in bathrooms and stuff in many places.

[rabbit]

In the shady places....

Anyway, little McChristian won't need them until marriage.

O well.  My parents let me drink rum if it's in the house.  Whatever.

[CrAz3D]

In the shady places....

Anyway, little McChristian won't need them until marriage.

O well.  My parents let me drink rum if it's in the house.  Whatever.

Joe said he's seen naked chickness tho, I think...yeah?

[rabbit]

O well then, Joe, you can give up Christianity now.  You're going to hell regardless ^^

[Newby]

Joe said he's seen naked chickness tho, I think...yeah?

Reminds me of the time Joe downloaded some 70mb porn video off of me via BitTorrent for 2 days straight @ 4 kB/s.