Author Topic: UGH! (Read 10563 times)

Joe · « **on:** August 13, 2006, 10:03:52 pm »

My dad gave me the talk. He said if I was too embarassed to buy condoms, he'd do it for me. Please pray.

d&q · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:05:55 pm »

You're not going to need condoms for a long time.

Joe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:20:27 pm »

Oh, I've been offered sex before. She was a total slut though, and I bet she had STD's, and she refused to let me use a condom, so she got rejected.

d&q · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:32:26 pm »

Your point being? That has nothing to do with what I just said.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:32:32 pm »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 13, 2006, 10:03:52 pm

My dad gave me the talk. He said if I was too embarassed to buy condoms, he'd do it for me. Please pray.

hahaha!
cool?...I didnt get talked to.

Ask him for some booze to take the edge off of your first time, also

Joe · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:35:47 pm »

CrAz3D, you seem to have forgotten this is my *dad*. I'm not going to go up to him and say "hey dad, I need some condoms and some beer, I'm gonna go out nailing a bunch of chicks".

CrAz3D · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:37:39 pm »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 13, 2006, 10:35:47 pm

CrAz3D, you seem to have forgotten this is my *dad*. I'm not going to go up to him and say "hey dad, I need some condoms and some beer, I'm gonna go out nailing a bunch of chicks".

hey, he offered...

Newby · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:56:09 pm »

Listen to Deuce. Until you start asking out women (and I don't mean using sticky pads, the internet, or asking the girl's brother to ask her then drive you two to ice cream) you have no need for condoms.

xex · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:59:06 pm »

You need to be 18+ to buy condoms? You can buy here regardless the age, and I think that's a good idea since most teen likes to have sex and it only help prevent stds not spread it. Also, why would you want condoms? Aren't you super-religious and can't have sex before marriage?

CrAz3D · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2006, 11:12:38 pm »

Quote from: xex on August 13, 2006, 10:59:06 pm

You need to be 18+ to buy condoms? You can buy here regardless the age, and I think that's a good idea since most teen likes to have sex and it only help prevent stds not spread it. Also, why would you want condoms? Aren't you super-religious and can't have sex before marriage?

i think his dad just offered so that joe wouldnt be embarassed

d&q · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2006, 11:28:26 pm »

You don't have to buy condoms from people. They have vending machines(for the lack of a better word) in bathrooms and stuff in many places.

rabbit · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2006, 11:39:05 pm »

In the shady places....

Anyway, little McChristian won't need them until marriage.

O well. My parents let me drink rum if it's in the house. Whatever.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2006, 11:40:13 pm »

Quote from: rabbit on August 13, 2006, 11:39:05 pm

In the shady places....

Anyway, little McChristian won't need them until marriage.

O well. My parents let me drink rum if it's in the house. Whatever.

Joe said he's seen naked chickness tho, I think...yeah?

rabbit · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2006, 11:45:30 pm »

O well then, Joe, you can give up Christianity now. You're going to hell regardless ^^

Newby · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2006, 12:09:41 am »

Quote from: CrAz3D on August 13, 2006, 11:40:13 pm

Joe said he's seen naked chickness tho, I think...yeah?

Reminds me of the time Joe downloaded some 70mb porn video off of me via BitTorrent for 2 days straight @ 4 kB/s.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #15 on:** August 14, 2006, 12:13:30 am »

Quote from: Newby on August 14, 2006, 12:09:41 am

Quote from: CrAz3D on August 13, 2006, 11:40:13 pm
Joe said he's seen naked chickness tho, I think...yeah?

Reminds me of the time Joe downloaded some 70mb porn video off of me via BitTorrent for 2 days straight @ 4 kB/s.

HOLY CHRIST!...what a perv

Kaleeko · « **Reply #16 on:** August 14, 2006, 03:38:12 am »

Quote from: Newby on August 14, 2006, 12:09:41 am

Quote from: CrAz3D on August 13, 2006, 11:40:13 pm
Joe said he's seen naked chickness tho, I think...yeah?

Reminds me of the time Joe downloaded some 70mb porn video off of me via BitTorrent for 2 days straight @ 4 kB/s.

Priceless. ^^

Joe · « **Reply #17 on:** August 14, 2006, 03:54:00 am »

@Newby: No I didn't. I started to download a playboy ebook-type-thing but I got tired and turned it off. Remember me saying how Metallica had less seeders than that?

And I was in the car on the way home from church. He also tried giving me the talk before on the way home from a date, and I'm like "yeah dad, remember that one time I went to church?". He didn't say another word. This time he was a little bit more persistant. I hate how parents force you into this crap when you're in the car, it's not like you can say "DON'T TALK TO ME" and hop out the door (you remember the head crashing into the road incident I had in january, no?).

leet_muffin · « **Reply #18 on:** August 14, 2006, 04:38:22 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 14, 2006, 03:54:00 am

@Newby: No I didn't. I started to download a playboy ebook-type-thing but I got tired and turned it off. Remember me saying how Metallica had less seeders than that?

And I was in the car on the way home from church. He also tried giving me the talk before on the way home from a date, and I'm like "yeah dad, remember that one time I went to church?". He didn't say another word. This time he was a little bit more persistant. I hate how parents force you into this crap when you're in the car, it's not like you can say "DON'T TALK TO ME" and hop out the door (you remember the head crashing into the road incident I had in january, no?).

Suggestion: always carry around a grindcore album in case the conversation starts to go down hill. When it does, pop it in, turn it up, and ignore. Usually works for my parents, err, my mom, anyway.

Joe · « **Reply #19 on:** August 14, 2006, 07:22:55 am »

LOL!

J.I.G. by Deliverance would have been a GREAT grindcore song for that situation. Right, Newby?

Newby · « **Reply #20 on:** August 14, 2006, 01:38:19 pm »

No. God. You suck at life. Seriously. I hope you get laid just so it might increase blood flow to your brain.

leet_muffin · « **Reply #21 on:** August 15, 2006, 01:37:37 pm »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 14, 2006, 07:22:55 am

LOL!

J.I.G. by Deliverance would have been a GREAT grindcore song for that situation. Right, Newby?

Judging by the name of the song/band, no.

Try... Something by Engorged or Fuck!... I'm Dead.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #22 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:07:11 pm »

Quote from: Newby on August 14, 2006, 01:38:19 pm

No. God. You suck at life. Seriously. I hope you get laid just so it might increase blood flow to your brain.

Actually, it's a proven fact (at least from my old school) that once someone loses their virginity, they change. Sometimes very, very drastically. After watching it happen to 30-40 or so kids at my school, it became pretty obvious; sometimes for better, sometimes for worse... (Maybe you already knew, huzzah.) Maybe a good reason to lose your virginity before you get married, Joe?

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