You never sing when I talk to you on the phone. Pfft. <3
A) You never asked.
B) You talk too fucking much.
C) There's three songs on my directory of me singing. Feel free to listen to them. Only special people get to hear me sing live.
Download Skype and I'll sing it for you! Even better. 
Yay! That was fun!
@Joe: It's 'cause I'm drop dead sex-tastic. Oh, and I live closer. (It's easier for me to ship her drugs.)
Cuz we all know how much I love them drugs. And them sex-tastic sucky Super_X deals. Still, though, I may send you something, because while you got the Happy Birthday routine, you should still have something tangible to throw across the room when you're angry.
This makes me realize, I did absolutely didly squat for Sidoh's bday. *self slap*
EDIT: Joe! I could sing something for you! I do an awesome rendition of Gollum's song:
"These tears you cry
Are falling rain
For all the lies you told us
the hurt
the blame
AND YOU WILL WEEP WHEN YOU FACE THE END ALONE
You are Lost!!!
You will NEVER go home."
^^ Actually, that's one of my favorite songs, the tune is so haunting.
