Awesome Andy

[Ender]

Hello! I thought it's about time I do an introduction. I'm called Andrew and Andy and ktm and ktm5124 and Ender so take your pick. People at school usually call me Andy but people at camp and home usually call me Andrew. Strangers usually call me "that sexy stud over there."

So, I'll do a Q&A...

Age? 17 (going to be a h.s. senior)

Location? Massachusetts

Nerd? Of course.

Geek? Yeah, except I don't bite the heads off wild geese.

Good-looking? Absolutely.

Girlfriend? I yearn for one.

Sociable Nerd? Yes

Is the above statement an oxymoron? Hell no!

OS? I dual-boot ubuntu 6.06 and windows xp pro, and I favor linux

Favorite programming language? java or perl, can't decide

Arch? i386

Favorite genre of music: post-rock (sigur ros, amina, mogwai, and more)

Favorite music? Sigur Ros (Victory Rose), an icelandic band (samples)

Favorite song? This changes a lot but currently it's "vidrar [blah]" by Sigur Ros (listen to it)

Play an instrument? I've been playing piano for 2 years but am pretty newb at it.

Do you support the "save the vowels movement?" Don't really care. I do try to use good English on forums most of the time to excercise my writing.

Do you put your periods and question marks inside of sentence-ending quotation marks? Real men do.

Did you like March of the Penguins? It was stupendous.

Pets? Two birds, Sparky and Marshy (short for Marshmellow). They're cockatiels. They can say "pretty bird" and they have a lot of whistles (some that we love, some that annoy us). Sparky loves to be pampered (pet) but Marshy prefers to accept affection from sound (whistling, singing, etc.)

Fetishes? Ear Vacuums

Camp? Went to computer camp for the last three years and slept over for the last two. Last year was awesome; this year was a once-in-a-lifetime kind of awesome.

Least favorite person to argue with on these forums? Tie between newby, myndfyre, and rabbit. Although I think they're all awesome =P.

Anti-Joe? No, I think he's funny.
*prepares for angry mob*

Favorite food? Crispy Buffalo Chicken Sandwich with lettuce, tomates, hot sauce, and no blue cheese

Favorite quote? "Andrew, I love you." Alright, well now it's a quote.

Do you like school? I love it and hate it.

Favorite subject? Math.

School clubs? Math team and chess team.

Average sleep? ~6 hours.

[Sidoh]

Hi 

[Newby]

Welcome!

[rabbit]

Fetishes? Ear Vacuums

..wtf.....?

[Ender]

It's a long and potentially disgusting story. Wanna hear?

[AntiVirus]

Your name looks very familiar, but I can't figure out where I have seen you before.  vL forums, maybe?

Anyway, Hi!

[Ender]

Yeah, I used to go on the vL forums a lot. I was also Ender[cF] for awhile on starcraft (and I still go on that account once in a blue moon).

[Kaleeko]

Do you put your periods and question marks inside of sentence-ending quotation marks? Real men do.

*swoon* 

[Ender]

Hm, I would like this thread to be a chill place. Like double-digit pages. So... how can I do this? Controversial statements seem to work.

Anime, WoW, and Joe should all be illegal, because they corrupt the minds of people worse than Michael Jackson. Discuss.

[Sidoh]

Anime, WoW, and Joe should all be illegal, because they corrupt the minds of people worse than Michael Jackson. Discuss.

Apparently, so does whatever you do.

[Kaleeko]

Hm, I would like this thread to be a chill place. Like double-digit pages.

Attention whore! ^^

Well, say something that makes you sound like an idiot, and half the forum will come post to tell you. Then you can say that "I was being sarcastic" or "You fell for the bait, nub" and everyone will be happy. Game over.

[Joe]

Hm, I would like this thread to be a chill place. Like double-digit pages. So... how can I do this? Controversial statements seem to work.

Anime, WoW, and Joe should all be illegal, because they corrupt the minds of people worse than Michael Jackson. Discuss.

While I agree they corrupt minds, I disagree about the illegal part.

[Ender]

Joe, you agree that you corrupt people more than Michael Jackson? Did you see your name in that?

[Ender]

So I originally posted this here and then decided that I was taking attention-whoring a bit too far so moved it to where it belongs.

[Chavo]

I decided to respond to your introduction in emoticons (I was bored) so in order:
 starting with age
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

[Ender]

roflmao

[deadly7]

Every time I see your name [Ender] I think of Andrew Wiggin from The Ender Quartet.. GAWD.

[Ender]

And if you'll read my intro thread you'll find out that my name is Andrew ^^

[deadly7]

And if you'll read my intro thread you'll find out that my name is Andrew ^^

That's why I think of "Andrew" Wiggin and not "Ender" Wiggin.  Srsly.

[Ender]

Another factor is that I have the same number of syllables and letters in my name.

[deadly7]

Another factor is that I have the same number of syllables and letters in my name.

LOL haha.hhaha.  You get my vote for membership!

[Sidoh]

LOL haha.hhaha.  You get my vote for membership!

I wish you were a great dictator.  It would be so easy to earn your trust.  The jesters would be high among your ranks.

[deadly7]

I wish you were a great dictator.  It would be so easy to earn your trust.  The jesters would be high among your ranks.

Getting to know me in person is harder than getting to know me online.  In real life I generally just.. don't talk to people, unless I need something.  I hate small talk.  Every time someone asks me "how's it going" just for the sake of saying it, I feel like punching them.

[Kaleeko]

I wish you were a great dictator.  It would be so easy to earn your trust.  The jesters would be high among your ranks.

Getting to know me in person is harder than getting to know me online.  In real life I generally just.. don't talk to people, unless I need something.  I hate small talk.  Every time someone asks me "how's it going" just for the sake of saying it, I feel like punching them.

Some guy said that to me when I walked into a store today. I said "It's going" back. I'm so cool. I totally avoid eye contact with random guys that talk to me, too. So he probably didn't even hear me say it. Haha. You shoulda punched him for me, deadly. Where were you?!

[Sidoh]

Getting to know me in person is harder than getting to know me online.  In real life I generally just.. don't talk to people, unless I need something.  I hate small talk.  Every time someone asks me "how's it going" just for the sake of saying it, I feel like punching them.

Then I would converse with you via AIM.

[rabbit]

Every time I see your name [Ender] I think of Andrew Wiggin from The Ender Quartet.. GAWD.

I know a guy named Brian Wiggins

[deadly7]

Some guy said that to me when I walked into a store today. I said "It's going" back. I'm so cool. I totally avoid eye contact with random guys that talk to me, too. So he probably didn't even hear me say it. Haha. You shoulda punched him for me, deadly. Where were you?!

Football.

Then I would converse with you via AIM.

Too late.  I know what you're planning.  My plans will succeed, because I won't let you meddling kids get into my business.

I know a guy named Brian Wiggins

That's fine and dandy, Brian wasn't a character in the book,  as per my knowledge.

[Sidoh]

Too late.  I know what you're planning.  My plans will succeed, because I won't let you meddling kids get into my business.

You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile.

[deadly7]

You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile.

You're going to eat me?  What the fuck?  I think Sidoh's turned into a zombie.

[d&q]

Too bad that's not the definition of assimilation. 

[Sidoh]

You're going to eat me?  What the fuck?  I think Sidoh's turned into a zombie.

Your quick glance of the definition in some online dictionary failed you miserably.

Also, what kind of nerd are you?!!??  You haven't seen that episode of TNG?

Too bad that's not the definition of assimilation. 

[deadly7]

Wow.  I was on some drug or something last night..
I read this:

To consume and incorporate (nutrients) into the body after digestion.

as:

To consume the body

[Ender]

* strives to make his small piece of these forums active *

So, if you think WoW should be illegal sign here.

~Signed: Andrew.

[Ergot]

* strives to make his small piece of these forums active *

So, if you think WoW should be illegal sign here.

~Signed: Andrew.

~Signed: Ergot

If you think this should be a new topic sign here:
Signed: Ergot

[Ender]

Hmmm....

Can you let us moderate our own introduction thread? ^.^ I don't think it's possible on SMF by default but there may be a package for it. And if that doesn't work, we could set up a server program that could do it ^^.

I still haven't decided whether the above is a serious request or not. Tune in later.

[Super_X]

~Signed: Super_X
Signed: Super_X

[Kaleeko]

* strives to make his small piece of these forums active *

So, if you think WoW should be illegal sign here.

~Signed: Andrew.

*twitch*

Someday, I'm going to put you on a spit, roast you, and present you to the BlizzGods as an offering of penance. You're lucky you have birds. They're the only thing keep you safe. Blasted friggin' birds.

[Sidoh]

* strives to make his small piece of these forums active *

So, if you think WoW should be illegal sign here.

~Signed: Andrew.

Shut up.  You're not cute. :p

[Ender]

I knew someone was going to say that after having posted my picture.

[Ender]

* strives to make his small piece of these forums active *

So, if you think WoW should be illegal sign here.

~Signed: Andrew.

*twitch*

Someday, I'm going to put you on a spit, roast you, and present you to the BlizzGods as an offering of penance. You're lucky you have birds. They're the only thing keep you safe. Blasted friggin' birds.

They're not too happy about that threat.

[Kaleeko]

I purposefully didn't open that link once I hovered over it and read the filename. Nice try.

[Omen]

* Omen burns the petition concerning the process of making WoW illegal.

Just now noted the date of last post, my bad.

[Ender]

It's okay, all posts in this thread are welcome, regardless of date and content.

[Joe]

[..] regardless of [..] content.

You just set yourself up to get owned, hardcore. Anyone want to take this?

[d&q]

Yeah, I'll handle it from here.

[Ender]

(Made by my friend and me after seeing Pan's Labyrinth.)

[Joe]

* strives to make his small piece of these forums active *

So, if you think WoW should be illegal sign here.

~Signed: Andrew.

*twitch*

Someday, I'm going to put you on a spit, roast you, and present you to the BlizzGods as an offering of penance. You're lucky you have birds. They're the only thing keep you safe. Blasted friggin' birds.

You, however, *are* cute.

[deadly7]

* strives to make his small piece of these forums active *

So, if you think WoW should be illegal sign here.

~Signed: Andrew.

*twitch*

Someday, I'm going to put you on a spit, roast you, and present you to the BlizzGods as an offering of penance. You're lucky you have birds. They're the only thing keep you safe. Blasted friggin' birds.

You, however, *are* cute.

Suck up more, please?

[Ender]

* strives to make his small piece of these forums active *

So, if you think WoW should be illegal sign here.

~Signed: Andrew.

*twitch*

Someday, I'm going to put you on a spit, roast you, and present you to the BlizzGods as an offering of penance. You're lucky you have birds. They're the only thing keep you safe. Blasted friggin' birds.

You, however, *are* cute.

Speak for yourself, Joe the Emo Emu.

[Ender]

Hm, I just noticed that I have the 6th most active introduction thread in these forums. Donate posts to Ender to make me first! =)

¡¡¡¡CANDY FOR ANDY!!!!

[Sidoh]

I think you're introduced well enough.  Keep bumping the thread and I'll lock it!

[while1]

Welcome!

[Sidoh]

Welcome!

He was joking (I hope...).  He's been around for a while.