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Offline Krazed

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Classic WoW jokes.
« on: August 15, 2006, 11:10:20 am »
So, a warlock is leaving a bar and he summons his dreadsteed.
A bystander says "Hey, nice mount."
The warlock goes "Thanks, my other mount is a succubus."
It is good to be good, but it is better to be lucky.

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Re: Classic WoW jokes.
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2006, 02:54:26 pm »
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Re: Classic WoW jokes.
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2006, 03:23:00 pm »
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
I <3 the Barrens chat.  :D
errr... something like that...

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Re: Classic WoW jokes.
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2006, 10:03:25 pm »
So, a warlock is leaving a bar and he summons his dreadsteed.
A bystander says "Hey, nice mount."
The warlock goes "Thanks, my other mount is a succubus."

LOL!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Classic WoW jokes.
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2006, 06:39:09 pm »
If Chuck Norris played WoW. Blizzard would make him his own mount. Walker Texas Raptor.
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