lol no stop looking for workarounds you guys!
Plus, I was vague about what I meant by two lines. There's only one semi-colon (or line-terminating character excepting crlf).
EDIT: K, I'm just going to stop being ambiguous, sorry for being it before. The challenge is 25 characters or less excluding the #! shebang. It can be done in one line (excluding the shebang, and by line I mean a programming statement) but this is not a requirement (although there may be no two-line 25-char-satisfying solution to this). And any external sources or binaries that you use cannot assist you in doing the rot13.