fetchx86 -- pointless perl script

[iago]

In PHP, you have to do preg_matches("/regex/", $yourvariable).  That's even longer than Java!

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if $cline ~= /regex/ {
# code goes here
}
Something like that.

Yeah, that's perl.  In PHP, it's

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if (preg_match('/regex/', $cline) {
# code goes here
}

[Newby]

That blows. PHP blows!

[Sidoh]

That blows. PHP blows!

You're a tool.

[Joe]

<3 Sidoh. Give him many gifts in thanks for his wisdom.

Newby, however, seems to be confused. This "Joe" character we speak of hasn't coded anything for a very long time.

(Actually I was just downloading VC#. I'm going to try learning that just for the fun of it. I mean.. we all know .NET will fail, right?)

[MyndFyre]

(Actually I was just downloading VC#. I'm going to try learning that just for the fun of it. I mean.. we all know .NET will fail, right?)

Once you switch you'll never go back.  ^^

[Warrior]

.NET failing is like IE7 being standard compliant:

A damn lie.

[Joe]

(Actually I was just downloading VC#. I'm going to try learning that just for the fun of it. I mean.. we all know .NET will fail, right?)

Once you switch you'll never go back.  ^^

I will tell you, I am liking it.

[Ender]

(Actually I was just downloading VC#. I'm going to try learning that just for the fun of it. I mean.. we all know .NET will fail, right?)

Once you switch you'll never go back.  ^^

I will tell you, I am liking it.

You'd bang a hole in the wall, let a lone like any esoteric language.

(Props to whoever came up with the first clause, I think it was Newby's dad.)

[deadly7]

You'd bang a hole in the wall, let a lone like any esoteric language.

(Props to whoever came up with the first clause, I think it was Newby's dad.)

HAH..

Yeah, that was Newby's dad.