Author Topic: Surgery (Read 5532 times)

Armin · « **on:** August 18, 2006, 07:05:46 pm »

I'm having surgery tomorrow, wish me luck. $:-\$

Ender · « **Reply #1 on:** August 18, 2006, 07:11:13 pm »

Don't worry. Just remember that whatever happens to you you'll be fine. If they screw up, then you may get to miss school! If they don't, well then you're fit and ready to go.

rabbit · « **Reply #2 on:** August 18, 2006, 08:03:22 pm »

Make sure you write "CUT HERE" or "THE OTHER KNEE" (I don't know what you're having surgery on) on your skin in lipstick so they don't fuck up. And no, I'm not joking.

MyndFyre · « **Reply #3 on:** August 18, 2006, 09:36:10 pm »

Quote from: MetaL MilitiA on August 18, 2006, 07:05:46 pm

I'm having surgery tomorrow, wish me luck. $:-\$

You're not, for instance, just saying this to get attention are you?

Are you going to get AIDS while on the table? O_O

iago · « **Reply #4 on:** August 18, 2006, 10:17:48 pm »

Quote from: MetaL MilitiA on August 18, 2006, 07:05:46 pm

I'm having surgery tomorrow, wish me luck. $:-\$

I couldn't decide on the right joke, so.....

Joke #1:
So after tomorrow, should we call you "MetaL MilitettE"?

Joke #2
When I first heard you were getting this surgery, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer doesn't want to be a dude, who am I to stop him!
Barney, I'm having heart surgery!
What!? Then what am I supposed to do with this jumbo thong bikini!?

MyndFyre · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2006, 12:56:41 am »

Quote from: iago on August 18, 2006, 10:17:48 pm

What!? Then what am I supposed to do with this jumbo thing bikini!?

Kind of kills the Simpsons joke when you misspell thong.

Ender · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2006, 02:26:30 am »

Maybe they're castrating him. That would explain the lack of details.

Ergot · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2006, 03:24:19 am »

Or maybe they're finally going to make him a boy!

Blaze · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2006, 04:16:07 am »

Harse feedback, and yet, somehow expected. Good luck Arm!

iago · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2006, 09:32:27 am »

Quote from: MyndFyre[x86] on August 19, 2006, 12:56:41 am

Quote from: iago on August 18, 2006, 10:17:48 pm
What!? Then what am I supposed to do with this jumbo thing bikini!?
Kind of kills the Simpsons joke when you misspell thong.

Sorry, I was edit'ing that in, so I was trying to type fast

Armin · « **Reply #10 on:** August 19, 2006, 01:40:07 pm »

Toe surgery successful. I had an in-grown toenail.

Ergot · « **Reply #11 on:** August 19, 2006, 02:07:00 pm »

Quote from: MetaL MilitiA on August 19, 2006, 01:40:07 pm

Toe surgery successful. I had an in-grown toenail.

me too. It's bloody and pretty gross

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Armin · « **Reply #12 on:** August 19, 2006, 03:05:07 pm »

Yeah, the only bad part about it IMO, is where they take this pointy thing, and basically scrape your bone (or something else hard in there), and it makes a clicking noise, which I can feel the vibration of up my leg. Sends chills down my spine.

dark_drake · « **Reply #13 on:** August 19, 2006, 03:26:37 pm »

Quote from: MetaL MilitiA on August 19, 2006, 03:05:07 pm

Yeah, the only bad part about it IMO, is where they take this pointy thing, and basically scrape your bone (or something else hard in there), and it makes a clicking noise, which I can feel the vibration of up my leg. Sends chills down my spine.

That'd be awesome!

Ergot · « **Reply #14 on:** August 19, 2006, 05:51:10 pm »

Quote from: MetaL MilitiA on August 19, 2006, 03:05:07 pm

Yeah, the only bad part about it IMO, is where they take this pointy thing, and basically scrape your bone (or something else hard in there), and it makes a clicking noise, which I can feel the vibration of up my leg. Sends chills down my spine.

Huh? I had like 6 shots or something... I couldn't feel a thing

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Armin · « **Reply #15 on:** August 19, 2006, 06:33:25 pm »

I couldn't feel anything either, except for that clicking noise.

iago · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2006, 07:15:11 pm »

You could feel a clicking noise?

Armin · « **Reply #17 on:** August 19, 2006, 08:16:28 pm »

I could hear it, so I knew it was noise, and I could feel the vibration the clicking noise gave off, in my leg.

rabbit · « **Reply #18 on:** August 19, 2006, 09:03:38 pm »

When I got that done, I could feel it and see it. And I was thinking "This should hurt, but it doesn't". It was weird.

Ergot · « **Reply #19 on:** August 19, 2006, 09:31:47 pm »

Uhh... I almost passed out from the loss of blood x_x.

Super_X · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:50:06 pm »

Ha. You're all drug users and should all be killed. Espetually if all the drugs in the world are replaced with sinide and anthrax. Lamers.

On topic: I know what metal is saying, when that happened to me, it was exactly the same. but when I'd get the shakes, I'd move just enough for the docrot to yell at me.

rabbit · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:51:47 pm »

You need an English tutor.

Super_X · « **Reply #22 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:37:48 pm »

Quote from: rabbit on August 21, 2006, 01:51:47 pm

You need an English tutor.

Yeah. Good job at totaly negating my point, too.

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Author Topic: Surgery (Read 5532 times)