Surgery

[Armin]

I'm having surgery tomorrow, wish me luck.

[Ender]

Don't worry. Just remember that whatever happens to you you'll be fine. If they screw up, then you may get to miss school! If they don't, well then you're fit and ready to go.

[rabbit]

Make sure you write "CUT HERE" or "THE OTHER KNEE" (I don't know what you're having surgery on) on your skin in lipstick so they don't fuck up.  And no, I'm not joking.

[MyndFyre]

I'm having surgery tomorrow, wish me luck.

You're not, for instance, just saying this to get attention are you? 

Are you going to get AIDS while on the table?  O_O

[iago]

I'm having surgery tomorrow, wish me luck.

I couldn't decide on the right joke, so.....

Joke #1:
So after tomorrow, should we call you "MetaL MilitettE"?

Joke #2
When I first heard you were getting this surgery, I was against it.  But then I thought, if Homer doesn't want to be a dude, who am I to stop him!
Barney, I'm having heart surgery!
What!?  Then what am I supposed to do with this jumbo thong bikini!?

[MyndFyre]

What!?  Then what am I supposed to do with this jumbo thing bikini!?

Kind of kills the Simpsons joke when you misspell thong. 

[Ender]

Maybe they're castrating him. That would explain the lack of details.

[Ergot]

Or maybe they're finally going to make him a boy!

[Blaze]

Harse feedback, and yet, somehow expected.  Good luck Arm! 

[iago]

What!?  Then what am I supposed to do with this jumbo thing bikini!?

Kind of kills the Simpsons joke when you misspell thong. 

Sorry, I was edit'ing that in, so I was trying to type fast

[Armin]

Toe surgery successful. I had an in-grown toenail.

[Ergot]

Toe surgery successful. I had an in-grown toenail.

me too. It's bloody and pretty gross .

[Armin]

Yeah, the only bad part about it IMO, is where they take this pointy thing, and basically scrape your bone (or something else hard in there), and it makes a clicking noise, which I can feel the vibration of up my leg. Sends chills down my spine.

[dark_drake]

Yeah, the only bad part about it IMO, is where they take this pointy thing, and basically scrape your bone (or something else hard in there), and it makes a clicking noise, which I can feel the vibration of up my leg. Sends chills down my spine.

That'd be awesome!

[Ergot]

Yeah, the only bad part about it IMO, is where they take this pointy thing, and basically scrape your bone (or something else hard in there), and it makes a clicking noise, which I can feel the vibration of up my leg. Sends chills down my spine.

Huh? I had like 6 shots or something... I couldn't feel a thing .