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Dear Joe
« on: August 19, 2006, 03:28:33 am »
If by some luck you actually get married... http://www.book22.com/
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2006, 04:08:38 am »
I actually had a 25 year old over. We watched movies.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2006, 04:30:05 am »
I actually had a 25 year old over. We watched movies.
LOL JOE LIKE OLDER WOMEN.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2006, 06:26:27 am »
Better older women than younger women *COUGH ERGOT COUGH*.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2006, 09:31:25 am »
Hey, jailbait is understandable.

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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2006, 10:00:04 am »
Hey, jailbait is understandable.
HE'S the jailbait!

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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2006, 10:16:08 am »
He's a damn yak.

Wait..are we talking about Joe or Ergot?

Either way, Joe is a yak and Ergot's a smelly Asian.

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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2006, 01:09:27 pm »
Better older women than younger women *COUGH ERGOT COUGH*.
What the hell are you talking about?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2006, 01:17:16 pm »
Hey, jailbait is understandable.
HE'S the jailbait!

That would imply turning on women over the age of 18, like I do.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2006, 08:43:49 pm »
Joe isn't a yak anymore.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2006, 09:16:15 pm »
Sorry.  Emo yak*

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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2006, 11:21:37 pm »
Hey, jailbait is understandable.

Curiousity hits me. Why is it understandable? (Not that I can really talk. I've dated several guys that were over 18.)

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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2006, 07:42:47 am »
You're 17 though, which in our society is reguarded as neither minor nor adult, kind of. I'm not a lawyer, but if you're over 16 (or, the age of consent in your state), you're allowed to date and "touch" (hug, kiss, sex, etc) people who are also above that age. If you're under that age, anything you do is statitory rape, usually put on the guy. I'm pretty positive that if I so much as hugged a girl right now it'd technically be rape if she wasn't over 16, and if she was, she'd be raping me. (Please, no jokes about that).
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2006, 08:46:04 am »
Technically, "rape" means "seize", so every time you hug your mother you're actually raping her.  You disgust me, pervert.

Anyway, even if hugging and kissing counted as statutory rape, nobody gives a flying fuck.

@Kaleeko: I understand the jailbait attraction.  When I was 17 my girlfriend was 15...and so very hot and so very horny.  Being male, I too was horny.  I did manage to resist her insanity though.  We broke up before she turned 16 (DAMMIT!).  Too bad I really didn't feel like going to jail :\

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Re: Dear Joe
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2006, 12:33:21 pm »
You're 17 though, which in our society is reguarded as neither minor nor adult, kind of. I'm not a lawyer, but if you're over 16 (or, the age of consent in your state), you're allowed to date and "touch" (hug, kiss, sex, etc) people who are also above that age. If you're under that age, anything you do is statitory rape, usually put on the guy. I'm pretty positive that if I so much as hugged a girl right now it'd technically be rape if she wasn't over 16, and if she was, she'd be raping me. (Please, no jokes about that).

I'm pretty sure the only charges you could file under those conditions would be sexual harassment.