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Offline CrAz3D

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I need help
« on: August 23, 2006, 05:45:51 pm »
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Ok, so do you people remember the story about the homo hitting on me in Reno?  (maybe I only posted that @ vL, I dunno)
Story:
I go to sleep after drinking, him & 1 of our other roommates for the week (also homo) come in to the room.  He asks me if I'm ok, I say yes, I just need sleep & water.  I go to sleep.
Later on he lays down next to me (I was sleeping on the floor) & puts his arm around me, I feel that immediately.  I move my right hand infront of my face (he was facing me)...he starts kissing my hand saying "you'll be ok"
I say "I'm fine, I just need sleep & space"...he gets up & leaves me alone, I GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE & ended up sleeping in a friend's room that night.
Called a week after we got back into town crying & apologized for what happened, fine, whatev, cool that he had the respect/guts to call & say that
End of that...

April-ish, gay dude hits on me via MySpace

August, our Mexico trip, damn homo kanuck gropes my ass, twice :(

TODAY:
Ex calls me laughing & says she has a funny question to ask me that might not be so funny to me.  A fag that Jacque(I still miss her, she misses me yet we're not together, goodbye logic) & her friend have been hanging out with ate lunch with homo-Doug that molested me in Reno.  At lunch homo-Doug told my ex's friend that "Tyler (me) has soft lips & a big dick".  Now, honestly, Jacque has said that to me before when going out with me so maybe Doug overheard it & used it, I don't know...

ANYWAY, now this queer is saying he actually fucking DID molest me in Reno.




NOW, do I buy a HUGE FUCKING neon badge that says "I'M NOT FUCKING QUEER" or what do I do?  Do I start gay bashing?  Is there a way to make this homo-madness stop?
(I had a girlfriend when the 1st 2 homos hit on me, that doesn't seem to deter their moism instincts)

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Re: I need help
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2006, 06:11:29 pm »
Maybe just turndown your mad hotness, and then men won't want to get in that. ;)

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Re: I need help
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2006, 06:17:28 pm »
Maybe just turndown your mad hotness, and then men won't want to get in that. ;)
mmhmmm, I think I just need to start shooting queers maybe

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Re: I need help
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2006, 06:17:54 pm »
Your stuck in a homodox.  Any form of denial or discrimination could be taken as a knee jerk reaction and could actually make people believe you are gay.  A fight could be seen as a lover's quarell, I would honestly have to say the best way out of this is through  a girl, not a girlfriend but a girl that would in someway shield you from these alligations.  Its hard to explain, my friends would stick up for me in a situation like this, girls accel in squelch rumors like they accel in spreading rumors.

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Re: I need help
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2006, 06:26:06 pm »
I know, I've thought about that.

I told my ex & her friend that what they were told didnt happen so maybe itll get back around thaat homo-doug is making crap up, but i dont know...they might just spread that doug is telling people i have soft lips & say that it isnt true but still perpetuate the story along with telling people that it aint true.

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Re: I need help
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2006, 07:15:13 pm »
At least people are telling you that you have a big dick, eh? Can't be anything wrong with a situation there, especially if women are saying it :p
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Re: I need help
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2006, 07:27:21 pm »
Just go with it, play for the other team for awhile.  How bad can it be to be gay? :P

But seriously, I'd just live my life as normal.  Apparently, if a woman thinks you're gay, she'll want you even more.  If a guy thinks you're gay, the worst that'll happen is that you have to tell him to go to hell.  Eventually the thought will go away.  Just don't wear gay-looking clothes and don't spend a lot of time getting ready to go out, and you'll be fine (I have a friend who spends a lot of time doing his hair, and wears those silly faded pants, and people I know think he's a huge closet-case :))

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Re: I need help
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2006, 07:44:45 pm »
uhm, I'm not gonna "play for the other team" (go queer?)...I dont swing that way nor do I even agree with people who do.

I wear shorts or jeans & polos, it takes me like 15 minutes to shower, brush teeth, & dress.  My hair, well, thats just there... no effort put into it.
Sometimes, my sister tells me to change clothes because they dont match (black & brown doesnt always match I guess, whatev...I was assaulted with that rule one time by a bunch of girls)

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Re: I need help
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2006, 07:54:21 pm »
Heres an idea, find homo-rob, george, bob, doug, tim, jack and whoever else you can find, and introduce them to the undercarriage of your car.
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Re: I need help
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2006, 10:08:56 pm »
What?  And damage the car?  Bad idea.  Use a board with some nails in it.

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Re: I need help
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2006, 10:17:31 pm »
It's because you're so hot.  I mean, I'd just rape you if I saw you.
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Re: I need help
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2006, 10:24:57 pm »
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Re: I need help
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2006, 10:29:56 pm »
I have a programming folder, and I have nothing of value there

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Re: I need help
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2006, 11:07:27 pm »
O SHIT!  I completely missed it -.-

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Re: I need help
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2006, 11:57:38 pm »
well, after my lovely rant I've decided I wont wear a button, but calling the police the next time a homo sexually assaults me sounds cool (& funny as hell!)