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"The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« on: September 04, 2006, 12:42:12 am »
Steve Irwin dead. :(

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,20349534-952,00.html

Stung by a sting ray.

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THE Crocodile Man, Steve Irwin, is dead.

He was killed in a freak accident in Cairns, police sources said.

It is understood he was killed by a sting-ray barb that went through his chest.

He was swimming off the Low Isles at Port Douglas filming an underwater documentary and that's when it occured.

Ambulance officers confirmed they attended a reef fatality this morning at Batt Reef off Port Douglas.

It is understood Mr Irwin was killed around midday,  Eastern Australian time.

It is understood he was killed instantly.

A source said Mr Irwin was already dead when his body was brought onto the Isle.

A source said Mr Irwin's body was being airlifted to Cairns Hospital in North Queensland for formal identification.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2006, 12:45:39 am »
That was a weird article.. Although I don't really like him, it is still sad.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2006, 12:53:15 am »
Crikey, mates.  RIP
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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2006, 01:01:26 am »
(11:54:17 PM) Ron: I mean, if he was killed by a snake or a crocodile or something, I could understand...... but a stingray?
(11:54:43 PM) Sean Habing: lol no shit
(11:55:55 PM) Sean Habing: like come on.  they should feed him to a snake now
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(11:56:17 PM) Sean Habing: gota make up for the lost irony

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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2006, 01:02:24 am »
The world is doomed! Who's going to hunt the crocodiles with their bare hands now?!
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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2006, 01:06:15 am »
That sucks...

Kinda like that Timothy Treadwell dude (the grizzly man that was eaten by bears)...except not crocs, pfft.

That dude was nuts, seemed nice. 

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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2006, 01:11:24 am »
The crocodile hunter should have been killed by a croc, would have been ironic and appropriate at the same time... but a STINGRAY!?  Bah!

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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2006, 01:32:39 am »
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2006, 01:48:05 am »
This saddens me. :(
errr... something like that...

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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2006, 02:27:03 am »
 :'(
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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2006, 04:09:23 am »
Metal is about to go give that stingray a taste of its own medicine.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2006, 04:31:16 am »
The world is now a slightly better place to live. If I never hear his voice again I will be eternally greatful.
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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2006, 04:40:01 am »
Who knew a sting ray would be the death of him.  :P
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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2006, 09:24:14 am »
The stingray.  That thing and I have been plotting this for years.

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Re: "The Crocodile Hunter" no more...
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2006, 10:17:47 am »
It wasn't the actual sting that killed him, 'twas the piercing of the heart.
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