School!

[rabbit]

Warrior would call him gay and kick him in the nuts....

[Joe]

Oh yeah, my class is like one quarter Mexican-American, all fluent in Spanish.

[leet_muffin]

Yeah, as far as I know, Newby's a perfectly capable drive. I mean shit, he backed down my driveway. And didn't die. Very, very few people can pull that one off.

I have this 'tarded tree in the middle of my driveway (literally) and still made it out ok before. The only time I've nearly hit something was doing a 180-degree turn in the neighbor's driveway (garage sale) and turning in to another neighbor's driveway (their dad nearly hit the same tree on their way out so I don't count it too bad).

If you fuck up backing out of his driveway, your car = tipped over.

And rollin'!

By the way, I was driving my friend's truck down my driveway, he already had it kinda' sideways. I had never driven an underpowered truck before (Ford Ranger 3.0 L. Eww), and I had no idea how to treat things. So I start trying to get myself rearranged from his driving being so fucked, and I step on the gas, expecting to go. Nothing. For some fuck reason, his power wheel is on the left. It's always on the right, his is on the left. Wtf. So I pretty well buried that tire, then just decided to offroad it all the way down, that was rough. I felt like a major idiot. My driving is normally pretty decent, but what the fuck at that Ford. Underpowered, reversed, toyish, what a waste.

[Joe]

School's alright. Now I remember why my topic died last year, nothing out of the ordinary ever happens. Thus, I supply you with quotes!

[Discussing lab safety]
Teacher: Just don't be stupid and try lighting your pencil on fire like Joe and you'll be ok.
Joe: It doesn't work.

[Discussing current events]
Nick: (comedic tone) DID YOU GUYS KNOW STEVE IRWIN DIED?!

[Drivers Ed]
Teacher: There's some kids in this class that are already getting on my nerves in this class.
* Teacher stares Justin down
Teacher: I'm not like the rest of the teachers in this building. I'm not going to put up with you being jackasses in class [note: he did indeed say jackasses]
* Teacher stares Conner down
Teacher: I'm a business-like guy. I've been to too many young people's funerals and I'm not going to any more if I can provent it.
* Teacher stares Zach down
Teacher: It's six steps to guidance if you keep screwing off.

The last quote was SO great in real life. Hehe.

[Newby]

If you lit a pencil on fire at my school you'd be dropped from the class and suspended.

[d&q]

If you lit a pencil at my school, you'll at least a month suspension, literally dickslapped by the principal, and get an F in whatever science you're taking.

[Joe]

I didn't try lighting a pencil on fire. I have a hypothesis that, as normal pencils are sort of pastic based, they would melt before igniting. I don't feel like trying, not because I'd be suspended (I'd be laughed at, at worst), but because I don't find it amusing enough to try.

[Sidoh]

If you lit a pencil at my school, you'll at least a month suspension, literally dickslapped by the principal, and get an F in whatever science you're taking.

ROFL

I didn't try lighting a pencil on fire. I have a hypothesis that, as normal pencils are sort of pastic based, they would melt before igniting. I don't feel like trying, not because I'd be suspended (I'd be laughed at, at worst), but because I don't find it amusing enough to try.

Every pencil I use is made of wood.  Only the really sucky kinds are made of composite, recycled crap.  You know, the ones you can bend into interesting shapes.

[rabbit]

Pencils suck.  Pens ftw.

[Joe]

Pencils suck.  Pens ftw.

My handwriting tends to disagree. :p

[Warrior]

I am NOT mexican.

We lit pencils on fire in Chemistry last year

and OMG you know what class rocks? Astronomy

ALL you do is go to the Planeterium and look at stars and the teacher is like a hippie.

[rabbit]

I am NOT mexican.

We lit pencils on fire in Chemistry last year

and OMG you know what class rocks? Astronomy

ALL you do is go to the Planeterium and look at stars and the teacher is like a hippie.

You're latino and speak Spanish.
I lit my head on fire in chemistry.  That sucked.
Astronomy wasn't nearly as fun as Electronics

[Sidoh]

Pencils suck.  Pens ftw.

Not for math or math-heavy subjects (physics).  Pencils > Pens for sure in this case. :p

[leet_muffin]

I didn't try lighting a pencil on fire. I have a hypothesis that, as normal pencils are sort of pastic based, they would melt before igniting.

LOL?

[rabbit]

Pencils suck.  Pens ftw.

Not for math or math-heavy subjects (physics).  Pencils > Pens for sure in this case. :p

Physics + Number Theory + Calculus + Astronomy/Cosmology + Electronics + Pre-Cal/Trig were all done in pen.  The only reason I had to use a pencil in the last 2 years was the SATs and the APs.