First, a few weeks ago, my brother spent the night at a friends house (sleepover party type thing) and let some friends use his phone. They racked up 100 text messages. My brother was in the hole to my parents for $15.
Second, today my brother had his phone OUT in class and someone stole it. Idiot. Middle schoolers are not allowed to posess a phone, let alone have it ON and in clear vision. High schoolers aren't allowed to have it on and in vision, although I dare leave mine on and in vibrate, as well as take it out in Spanish class and take pictures during work time, as well as leave it on the table during lunch (guarded like a hawk). Another $50, if he want's another phone.
The moral of this story is: retards diserve to be shot. When you have any device liable to give your parents a large hole in the wallet (from cell phone to car (insurance)), do not let other people use it unwatched, of even at all. I let some friends make calls (free after 7) but I always know that's all they use it for, and when I have a car I'll be glad to give people rides but I'll NEVER let anyone, EVEN MY OWN PARENTS borrow my car.
Proceed with laughing at paragraph one and two and discussion of the third.
