Football!

[Joe]

To all who don't know (everyone), I un-quit football as a manager, under new conditions. I explained that I could simply not make it to practice because if I came it would be irregular and I'd probably end up having to leave during important stuff and cause havoc. Coach accepted this and I'm on the team, games only. So basically, this post chronicles those games.

Game 1: Who knows?
Game 2: Who knows?
Game 3: Baraboo vs Monona Grove, Home, Loss, 12 - 38.
Game 4: Baraboo vs Reedsburg, Away, Upcoming [Their homecoming]

We put up a great fight but got totally annihilated tonight. Of course, we still won in my book because Monona Grove is the #4 (I've also heard #1, so eh?) team in our conference (read: not division, conference) and we were the first to score against them at all all season.

Anyhow, reply, whatever. I don't care really.

[d&q]

Not to be rude, but what exactly do you do as a football manager?

[dark_drake]

I think it's something like a waterboy.  He probably also has other tasks like filming the games and whatnot.

[BigAznDaddy]

I think it's something like a waterboy.  He probably also has other tasks like filming the games and whatnot.

probably

[Joe]

I think it's something like a waterboy.  He probably also has other tasks like filming the games and whatnot.

Exactly. There was a shortage of available cameras and a surplus of waterboys tonight so I just hung out with the medics (I know one from church) and the "Event Staff" (administrators). A friend of mine was filming though, from a cherry picker in the end zone. And for anyone who knows the weather out here (probably nobody), it was storming.

Joe: Are we using Shawna as a lightning rod or are we going to get her down?..
Prinicple: Good idea.

[Newby]

So you're not a manager, you're a waterboy! HAHA!

[rabbit]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaater sucks, it really really sucks!! WAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaater sucks, it really really sucks!

[Newby]

Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.

[rabbit]

EEEeeeeeuuuuuuURRRRRRhhhhhhhh AI AI AI AI'M DA DA DA DA WAAATER BOY

[Newby]

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'VE GOT A WOODEN SPOON! DUHHHHH.

I love that movie. Joe, do you have a wooden spoon?

[rabbit]

Did they ever catch the ape what escape from duh zoo an punch you in da eye?

[Joe]

So you're not a manager, you're a waterboy! HAHA!

My job title is "manager". I'm not a waterboy, but waterboy-duties is part of my job.

Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.

We have gatorade. 'Tard. :p

[CrAz3D]

Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.

We have gatorade. 'Tard. :p

So you're saying that as a waterboy you pass out gatorade...pfft, way to turn your back...traitor

[Joe]

Gatoradeboy ftw.

[Sidoh]

Gatoradeboy ftw.

Please tell me you've seen Waterboy.

[Joe]

Gatoradeboy ftw.

Please tell me you've seen Waterboy.

Lying is sin.

[Sidoh]

WHAT DE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Where did you think the GAAAAAAAATEERRRRRAAAADE was from?

[CrAz3D]

*SIGH*

Joe, seriously, dude...get out.  Go to a mall, get some friends.
Don't be a team manager unless you're a chick...you're not helping your social life that way.  Get a hobby that has people in it that you can meet & interact with in real life...preferably a hobby that isnt horribly nerdy

[Newby]

I blame religion for making joe lame.

[CrAz3D]

I blame religion for making joe lame.

I just blame Joe...he's always been lame...religion has just made the world a scarier place since Joe wants to become a preacher-dude

[Joe]

*SIGH*

Joe, seriously, dude...get out.  Go to a mall, get some friends.
Don't be a team manager unless you're a chick...you're not helping your social life that way.  Get a hobby that has people in it that you can meet & interact with in real life...preferably a hobby that isnt horribly nerdy

Anime club won't help my social life either. :p

I blame religion for making joe lame.

I was lame before religion, too.

[CrAz3D]

You might find some hot chicks there at least...

[rabbit]

You wouldn't believe how many hot chicks were at Otakon.  OMFG!  And they were almost all cosplaying as some scantily clad character too!  Like Morrigan from Darkstalkers, a bunch of Rei from Evangelion, and even a couple Rikkus!  And, as we all (minus Joe) know, scantily clad chicks put out.

[xex]

Football manager? You're just the football bitch in otherword. Why would you want to do that?

[rabbit]

He likes it in the butt.

[Joe]

Baraboo Thunderbirds vs Reedsburg Beavers, Reedsburg's Homecoming, Away.

SHOOT THE BEAVER! SHOOT THE BEAVER!
EAT THE BEAVER! EAT THE BEAVER!
BEAVERS EAT WOOD!

Victory! 21-20.

The best part of the game, of course, is afterwards. On the bus ride home we sang several sweet songs, including but not limited to:
Mary Had A Little Lamb
99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall (made it to 86!)
The Song That Never Ends (made it through twice)
Happy Birthday (randomly tossed in a coach's name, Scheliewe)
Jingle Bells
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

If I weren't exhausted to the point of death I'd explain more on how the points were scored, but I'll spare you.

[Newby]

God you are the biggest homosexual I think I'll ever meet on the net. I think Denial's relationship with some girl over Battle.net is even less worse than you!

Please tell me your football team is as homosexual as you are. (As in, they sang songs with you.) Otherwise I'll cry.

[Joe]

My football team STARTED the songs.

[Sidoh]

God you are the biggest homosexual I think I'll ever meet on the net.

Well said chap!  Cherio!

[CrAz3D]

My football team STARTED the songs.

the football team?...like the dudes that ACTUALLY play the game?

what kind of fag-ball do they play!?

"Passth the ball here Jimmy"
"Ok you sthilly man...go long, tee hee"

[xex]

My football team STARTED the songs.

Yeah but the fact that you still think those songs are sweet still makes you a faggot, including the football team. If you join that football team you're a fag, and if you stay as a manger you're still a fag. Your best bet is to not be on the team at all.

[Sidoh]

"Passth the ball here Jimmy"
"Ok you sthilly man...go long, tee hee"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Furious]

Do you manage the special-ed football team, or the REAL football team?

[Joe]

Varsity football.

And fuck you all, especially Sidoh and xex.

[Sidoh]

Varsity football.

And fuck you all, especially Sidoh and xex.

After that you expect us to give you a pat on the back or something?  For Christs' sake, Joe.  If you don't want negative attention, don't ask for it.

[Joe]

I don't recall saying anything along the lines of "hey guys, insult me and call my team homosexual". I said that we had a good time in an uncommon way.

[Sidoh]

I don't recall saying anything along the lines of "hey guys, insult me and call my team homosexual". I said that we had a good time in an uncommon way.

I didn't say you made it explicit, did I?

I'm referring to this post:

Baraboo Thunderbirds vs Reedsburg Beavers, Reedsburg's Homecoming, Away.

SHOOT THE BEAVER! SHOOT THE BEAVER!
EAT THE BEAVER! EAT THE BEAVER!
BEAVERS EAT WOOD!

Victory! 21-20.

The best part of the game, of course, is afterwards. On the bus ride home we sang several sweet songs, including but not limited to:
Mary Had A Little Lamb
99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall (made it to 86!)
The Song That Never Ends (made it through twice)
Happy Birthday (randomly tossed in a coach's name, Scheliewe)
Jingle Bells
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

If I weren't exhausted to the point of death I'd explain more on how the points were scored, but I'll spare you.

[xex]

I don't recall saying anything along the lines of "hey guys, insult me and call my team homosexual". I said that we had a good time in an uncommon way.

Last time I checked homosexual isn't common.

[AntiVirus]

My football team STARTED the songs.

Yeah but the fact that you still think those songs are sweet still makes you a faggot, including the football team. If you join that football team you're a fag, and if you stay as a manger you're still a fag. Your best bet is to not be on the team at all.

Are you retarded?  I am almost 100% positive Joe was using sarcasm when he said those songs were "sweet".  It's a joke.

Honestly, if you guys don't have something productive/nice to say in someone elses forums, get the fuck out.  There is no need for you people to say shit that doesn't need to be said.  Talk about being immature.

[Joe]

My football team STARTED the songs.

Yeah but the fact that you still think those songs are sweet still makes you a faggot, including the football team. If you join that football team you're a fag, and if you stay as a manger you're still a fag. Your best bet is to not be on the team at all.

Are you retarded?  I am almost 100% positive Joe was using sarcasm when he said those songs were "sweet".  It's a joke.

Honestly, if you guys don't have something productive/nice to say in someone elses forums, get the fuck out.  There is no need for you people to say shit that doesn't need to be said.  Talk about being immature.

Two eprops to AntiVirus.

[Sidoh]

Are you retarded?  I am almost 100% positive Joe was using sarcasm when he said those songs were "sweet".  It's a joke.

Honestly, if you guys don't have something productive/nice to say in someone elses forums, get the fuck out.  There is no need for you people to say shit that doesn't need to be said.  Talk about being immature.

* Sidoh lets out a deep sigh.

[xex]

My football team STARTED the songs.

Yeah but the fact that you still think those songs are sweet still makes you a faggot, including the football team. If you join that football team you're a fag, and if you stay as a manger you're still a fag. Your best bet is to not be on the team at all.

Are you retarded?  I am almost 100% positive Joe was using sarcasm when he said those songs were "sweet".  It's a joke.

Honestly, if you guys don't have something productive/nice to say in someone elses forums, get the fuck out.  There is no need for you people to say shit that doesn't need to be said.  Talk about being immature.

Hahahah, then you apparently do not know Joe very well then. How do you know we weren't being sarcastic as well? Talk about being stupid. It's the internet it's very hard to sense sarcasm through words. You're telling us that we going to people forum not having productive things to say? LOOK AT JOE POSTS @ PEOPLE FORUMS/ THE WHOLE FORUM. Then come back. K bye.

[Joe]

Xex, please do not post in my forum.

[xex]

Xex, please do not post in my forum.

Your attitude sure did change once you join x86. But ok cool guy, I'll stop posting on your forum.

[Joe]

I'm not trying to be an ass, I'm just not going to tolerate being relentlessly and unprovolkedly (sorry, smudged together word) in my own forum.

[xex]

I'm not trying to be an ass, I'm just not going to tolerate being relentlessly and unprovolkedly (sorry, smudged together word) in my own forum.

Ok, I'll stop atfer this post lol. You're not going to tolerate that on your forum huh? Do you remember the things you posted in deadly's forum? I'm sure those wasn't tolerated as well. I just don't like the fact you're saying stuff like that and still be doing the same thing. But of course this is your forum, so I'll obey it.

[Joe]

I realize what I did was wrong in deadly's forum, and as of now I rarely even read it. I don't really mind if you post here with mature posts like that, but the other ones were out of line IMO.

[AntiVirus]

My football team STARTED the songs.

Yeah but the fact that you still think those songs are sweet still makes you a faggot, including the football team. If you join that football team you're a fag, and if you stay as a manger you're still a fag. Your best bet is to not be on the team at all.

Are you retarded?  I am almost 100% positive Joe was using sarcasm when he said those songs were "sweet".  It's a joke.

Honestly, if you guys don't have something productive/nice to say in someone elses forums, get the fuck out.  There is no need for you people to say shit that doesn't need to be said.  Talk about being immature.

Hahahah, then you apparently do not know Joe very well then. How do you know we weren't being sarcastic as well? Talk about being stupid. It's the internet it's very hard to sense sarcasm through words. You're telling us that we going to people forum not having productive things to say? LOOK AT JOE POSTS @ PEOPLE FORUMS/ THE WHOLE FORUM. Then come back. K bye.

I can't be for sure if you were being sarcastic or not, but I could take an educated guess and seeing that it was an insult towards Joe, I doubt it was sarcasm.  And yes, I am telling you guys that you are going into Joe's forums without anything productive/nice to say, and it's true.