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Football!
« on: September 08, 2006, 11:31:06 pm »
To all who don't know (everyone), I un-quit football as a manager, under new conditions. I explained that I could simply not make it to practice because if I came it would be irregular and I'd probably end up having to leave during important stuff and cause havoc. Coach accepted this and I'm on the team, games only. So basically, this post chronicles those games.

Game 1: Who knows?
Game 2: Who knows?
Game 3: Baraboo vs Monona Grove, Home, Loss, 12 - 38.
Game 4: Baraboo vs Reedsburg, Away, Upcoming [Their homecoming]

We put up a great fight but got totally annihilated tonight. Of course, we still won in my book because Monona Grove is the #4 (I've also heard #1, so eh?) team in our conference (read: not division, conference) and we were the first to score against them at all all season.

Anyhow, reply, whatever. I don't care really. :)
« Last Edit: September 08, 2006, 11:44:09 pm by Joe[x86] »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Football!
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2006, 12:56:24 am »
Not to be rude, but what exactly do you do as a football manager?
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Re: Football!
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2006, 02:43:03 am »
I think it's something like a waterboy.  He probably also has other tasks like filming the games and whatnot.
errr... something like that...

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Re: Football!
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2006, 09:30:28 am »
I think it's something like a waterboy.  He probably also has other tasks like filming the games and whatnot.
probably


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Re: Football!
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2006, 02:16:50 pm »
I think it's something like a waterboy.  He probably also has other tasks like filming the games and whatnot.

Exactly. There was a shortage of available cameras and a surplus of waterboys tonight so I just hung out with the medics (I know one from church) and the "Event Staff" (administrators). A friend of mine was filming though, from a cherry picker in the end zone. And for anyone who knows the weather out here (probably nobody), it was storming.

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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Football!
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2006, 05:09:06 pm »
So you're not a manager, you're a waterboy! HAHA!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Football!
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2006, 05:25:59 pm »
WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaater sucks, it really really sucks!! WAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaater sucks, it really really sucks!

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Re: Football!
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2006, 05:38:56 pm »
Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Football!
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2006, 05:40:38 pm »
EEEeeeeeuuuuuuURRRRRRhhhhhhhh AI AI AI AI'M DA DA DA DA WAAATER BOY

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Re: Football!
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2006, 05:52:18 pm »
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'VE GOT A WOODEN SPOON! DUHHHHH.

I love that movie. Joe, do you have a wooden spoon?
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Football!
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2006, 06:23:44 pm »
Did they ever catch the ape what escape from duh zoo an punch you in da eye?

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Re: Football!
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2006, 07:10:06 pm »
So you're not a manager, you're a waterboy! HAHA!

My job title is "manager". I'm not a waterboy, but waterboy-duties is part of my job.

Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.

We have gatorade. 'Tard. :p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Football!
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2006, 12:08:06 pm »
Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.

We have gatorade. 'Tard. :p
So you're saying that as a waterboy you pass out gatorade...pfft, way to turn your back...traitor

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Re: Football!
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2006, 01:19:47 pm »
Gatoradeboy ftw.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Football!
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2006, 01:29:31 pm »
Gatoradeboy ftw.

Please tell me you've seen Waterboy. :(