*gasp*

[Joe]

Next Saturday I will be AFK from 8PM to midnight, at the homecoming dance.. with my date. God must have remembered my birthday.

That'll be all.

[Newby]

*sigh*

Have fun with a 7th grader.

[Joe]

*sigh*

Have fun with a 7th grader.

9th.

The 7th grader thing was a joke. lol.

[rabbit]

O wow...a 14 year old.  Try and get some.  At least tap it.

[Warrior]

...

[Joe]

Is there something wrong with a 15 year old taking a 14 year old to a school dance? God..

And haha at rabbit. Guess what her name is? Spencer. :p

[d&q]

That is so fucked up.

[CrAz3D]

so you're taking some dyke/tranny/wathever they're called to your dance?

[rabbit]

Is there something wrong with a 15 year old taking a 14 year old to a school dance? God..

And haha at rabbit. Guess what her name is? Spencer. :p

I knew you fucking love me.  Stop it.  Queer.  I'll beat you.

[Killer360]

Poor Joe. 

It seems as though everything he posts has to turn into a war.. 

[Joe]

so you're taking some dyke/tranny/wathever they're called to your dance?

They're called freshmen.

[Sidoh]

Poor Joe. 

It seems as though everything he posts has to turn into a war.. 

Usually so.

[Chavo]

Usually so.

nuh-uh! 

[trust]

Thanks for letting us know you won't be online for four hours. I'm not sure how we'll survive.

[iago]

Thanks for letting us know you won't be online for four hours. I'm not sure how we'll survive.

This is his forum for his personal stuff.  If you don't care, then don't read it. 

[dark_drake]

You should pretend you thought it was a costume party and go dressed up as a Pepsi can.

[Sidoh]

You should pretend you thought it was a costume party and go dressed up as a Pepsi can.

LOL.

[Joe]

In heavier news, I don't have a date for homecoming!

[Warrior]

Pay shipping and I'll mail you a cheap whore.

[Joe]

How much is shipping?

[Warrior]

$35.00 Standard 2-3 day shipping

[AntiVirus]

In heavier news, I don't have a date for homecoming!

Wait.. why?

[rabbit]

In heavier news, I don't have a date for homecoming!

Wait.. why?

One word: JOE

[trust]

Thanks for letting us know you won't be online for four hours. I'm not sure how we'll survive.

This is his forum for his personal stuff.  If you don't care, then don't read it. 

I was being completely sincere, honestly.

In other news, I don't care about 99% of the stuff that is posted on this forum...but the fact that inbetween school/work/sports I have alot of dead time that I need to fill keeps me coming back. Aside from it just being habit.

[iago]

How much is shipping?

Depends how much his mom weighs.

[AntiVirus]

How much is shipping?

Depends how much his mom weighs.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Newby]

In heavier news, I don't have a date for homecoming!

DUMP'D.

[CrAz3D]

a 14 yr old burned you?   ouch

[Joe]

She decided to go to a movie with some friends. It's ok, I didn't really want to go anyhow. I wasn't planning on going to dinner or anything, just dress up and hang out for four hours. So now I can spend those four hours much better -- sleeping.

[CrAz3D]

She decided to go to a movie with some friends. It's ok, I didn't really want to go anyhow. I wasn't planning on going to dinner or anything, just dress up and hang out for four hours. So now I can spend those four hours much better -- sleeping.

awwwwwwwwwwww  

*hug*

[Chavo]

I think you are afraid you would have a good time.

[iago]

I think you are afraid you would have a good time.

Or he's like me and knows he won't.  There's nothing I hate more than big social events.  The only time I like going 'out' somewhere is when there's bands playing that I like, so I can spend the time watching the bands and not socializing, because I hate socializing. 

But that's just me. 

[Warrior]

Let's leave my mom out of this.
Meanie.

[Joe]

@CrAz3D: It's not as bad as it sounds. It was more of a "we're not dating, we're just friends going to a social event together" thing than an actual date. In all truth, I wasn't even sure I wanted to go.

@iago: Except church, agreed.

@Warrior: You've brought up other people's moms before, haven't you?

[Chavo]

I think you are afraid you would have a good time.

Or he's like me and knows he won't.  There's nothing I hate more than big social events.  The only time I like going 'out' somewhere is when there's bands playing that I like, so I can spend the time watching the bands and not socializing, because I hate socializing. 

But that's just me. 

In my experience, if you don't like a social event you either dislike ALL aspects of it or you convince yourself you don't like it because of one aspect.  When you are younger, you just cripple yourself socially if you let one or two things lock you into your 'safety zone' where you feel 100% comfortable.

Feeling uncomfortable in a situation != unable to have a good time and enjoy it.

[iago]

In my experience, if you don't like a social event you either dislike ALL aspects of it or you convince yourself you don't like it because of one aspect.  When you are younger, you just cripple yourself socially if you let one or two things lock you into your 'safety zone' where you feel 100% comfortable.

Feeling uncomfortable in a situation != unable to have a good time and enjoy it.

It really depends.  I've went to social events and been perfectly comfortable before (like, being 100% family/friends, stuff like that).  I still don't like them.  I'm stuck somewhere for 4 hours and all I get to do is make small talk and try to keep the attention of people I'm talking to, which is a lot of work. 

Just no fun..

[Newby]

She decided to go to a movie with some friends. It's ok, I didn't really want to go anyhow. I wasn't planning on going to dinner or anything, just dress up and hang out for four hours. So now I can spend those four hours much better -- sleeping.

Ouch. :|

[Joe]

No, I'm saying that if I went to the dance I'd be sitting for four hours socializing with perhaps five people, losing my voice trying to get them to hear me talk over the music (I'm going to do that tonight too, but eh?), getting a headache, and above all, wasting five dollars.

[Chavo]

In my experience, if you don't like a social event you either dislike ALL aspects of it or you convince yourself you don't like it because of one aspect.  When you are younger, you just cripple yourself socially if you let one or two things lock you into your 'safety zone' where you feel 100% comfortable.

Feeling uncomfortable in a situation != unable to have a good time and enjoy it.

It really depends.  I've went to social events and been perfectly comfortable before (like, being 100% family/friends, stuff like that).  I still don't like them.  I'm stuck somewhere for 4 hours and all I get to do is make small talk and try to keep the attention of people I'm talking to, which is a lot of work. 

Just no fun..

Not my fault your family is boring

@joe: now you're just trying to rationalize your fear

[Joe]

Haha @ Ron's family.

I'm not afraid of going to the dance. I'm just too damn lazy.

EDIT -
If I were afraid of anything right now it'd be the song I'm supposed to perform on stage in sign language tonight. And I'm not all that afraid. If anyone cares, it's Life is Good by Stellar Kart.

All around me your creation brings me to my knees in adoration.
Beauty here cannot compare to what I'll see when I first see you.

[Warrior]

@Warrior: You've brought up other people's moms before, haven't you?

So? It's only mean when it comes to me.

[Chavo]

I'm not afraid of going to the dance. I'm just too damn lazy.

Who are you trying to convince? me or you?

[Newby]

Himself. lol.

So, a girl made you unlazy? Sounds like you have some issues you need to work out.

[Joe]

I'm not afraid of going to the dance. I'm just too damn lazy.

Who are you trying to convince? me or you?

You. I honestly don't want to go. I thought for a while it might be fun to go to at least one dance in my high school carreer so I asked a friend -- it didn't work out so I shrugged it off.

[Sidoh]

You. I honestly don't want to go. I thought for a while it might be fun to go to at least one dance in my high school carreer so I asked a friend -- it didn't work out so I shrugged it off.

You have something better to do than mingle with friends at a pseudo-informal dance?

[Joe]

You. I honestly don't want to go. I thought for a while it might be fun to go to at least one dance in my high school carreer so I asked a friend -- it didn't work out so I shrugged it off.

You have something better to do than mingle with friends at a pseudo-informal dance?

As a matter of fact my grandfather's 70th birthday party (surprise!) falls at the same time.

[Sidoh]

As a matter of fact my grandfather's 70th birthday party (surprise!) falls at the same time.

So go late?  Birthday parties for old people are very rarely entertaining (or "required") for more than 20 minutes.

[Blaze]

As a matter of fact my grandfather's 70th birthday party (surprise!) falls at the same time.

So go late?  Birthday parties for old people are very rarely entertaining (or "required") for more than 20 minutes.

I always enjoy the time I visit with my grandparents..  I suck at life, I think.

[Chavo]

But you said you were going to spend the 4 hours sleeping.  Some grandson... 

I'm still not buying it.  You admit you've never been to one and insist you aren't going simply because you are too lazy to do so, not that you don't want to.  You are probably taking 'afraid' too literally.  I would argue that given the circumstance that you happened to be right outside the dance, didn't have to pay, and noone at all had any dates so you wouldn't feel out of place in that regard you still wouldn't go. 

If you didn't go under those circumstances it would be a classic case of anxiety towards a situation outside of your 'comfort zone.' If you were really 'just too lazy' then you would go to the dance in the above hypothetical situation, but I don't have any reason to believe that is the case.

[Joe]

As a matter of fact my grandfather's 70th birthday party (surprise!) falls at the same time.

So go late?  Birthday parties for old people are very rarely entertaining (or "required") for more than 20 minutes.

He lives an hour away and I'm not street-legal.

[Sidoh]

If you didn't go under those circumstances it would be a classic case of anxiety towards a situation outside of your 'comfort zone.' If you were really 'just too lazy' then you would go to the dance in the above hypothetical situation, but I don't have any reason to believe that is the case.

I must say I agree.  I was the same way most of the time in high school.

[Newby]

You. I honestly don't want to go. I thought for a while it might be fun to go to at least one dance in my high school carreer so I asked a friend -- it didn't work out so I shrugged it off.

So go if you think it would be fun to go for at least one dance. Maybe you'll hook up with someone?

[Joe]

You. I honestly don't want to go. I thought for a while it might be fun to go to at least one dance in my high school carreer so I asked a friend -- it didn't work out so I shrugged it off.

So go if you think it would be fun to go for at least one dance. Maybe you'll hook up with someone?

Joe can't dance.

[Chavo]

Worst excuse ever.

[Newby]

You. I honestly don't want to go. I thought for a while it might be fun to go to at least one dance in my high school carreer so I asked a friend -- it didn't work out so I shrugged it off.

So go if you think it would be fun to go for at least one dance. Maybe you'll hook up with someone?

Joe can't dance.

So if she DID say yes and you did go... where would you be? What would you do?

[CrAz3D]

You. I honestly don't want to go. I thought for a while it might be fun to go to at least one dance in my high school carreer so I asked a friend -- it didn't work out so I shrugged it off.

So go if you think it would be fun to go for at least one dance. Maybe you'll hook up with someone?

Joe can't dance.

Few men can.  Usually only most black dudes & alot of mexicans...

[dark_drake]

Few men can.  Usually only most black dudes & alot of mexicans...

Almost everyone at my school knew how to line dance, swing dance, and slow dance (if you don't know how to slow dance..... ).  However, most of us guys had no idea how to dance to rap.  This usually meant we were SoL because that's all they played at the dances.

[Sidoh]

Almost everyone at my school knew how to line dance, swing dance, and slow dance (if you don't know how to slow dance..... ).  However, most of us guys had no idea how to dance to rap.  This usually meant we were SoL because that's all they played at the dances.

Haha, yeah.  They played nothing but rap and country at dances at my high school.  That's all the played at the state FBLA convention too. :\

But anyway, I have no idea how to dance either.  I can slow dance (who can't?!), but that's about it.  I can move around like an idiot if all else fails!

[Chavo]

I can move around like an idiot

Dancing, definition of

[d&q]

You. I honestly don't want to go. I thought for a while it might be fun to go to at least one dance in my high school carreer so I asked a friend -- it didn't work out so I shrugged it off.

So go if you think it would be fun to go for at least one dance. Maybe you'll hook up with someone?

Joe can't dance.

Few men can.  Usually only most black dudes & alot of mexicans...

? Is that even a common stereotype?

[Sidoh]

? Is that even a common stereotype?

Black people can dance?  Yeah, I've heard it before.  "Whitey can't dance!"

That doesn't mean it's common though, haha.

[CrAz3D]

Its a common stereotype around here.

& in general...hispanic dudes dances the best here


We could all 2 step, yeah, we'd have to committ suicide otherwise...but when theys tart playing real music, I'm outta there