Due to boredom I stumbled upon this the other day and found it intertaining.
Book of Matthew, chapter 6.
9 God, you our Fadda. You stay in da sky. We like all da peopo knowfo shua how you stay, an dat you good an spesho inside, an we like demgive you plenny respeck. 10 We like you come king ova hea now. We like everybody make jalikeyou like, ova hea inside da world, jalike da angel guys up inside da skymake jalike you like. 11 Give us da food we need fo every day. 12 Let us go, an throw out our shame fo all da kine bad stuff we doto you, jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready, an we no stay huhuwit dem fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us. 13 No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff, but take us outa dea, so da Bad Guy no can hurt us. Cuz you our king, you get da real power, an you stay awesome fo eva. Dass it!
