I bought one off ebay for ~$3 plus ~$3 shipping and it was apparently DOA. $6 was cheap enough for me that I wasn't going to bother with sending it back. I called up the place and talked to a guy about it (a human answered the phone right away, small businesses are awesome) and talked to him about it. He said they should have them in stock next week. I also explained my new DOA paranoia (in different words, of course) and he said it'd be fine to pop one out of the box and try it out before purchasing, just to make sure it worked properly. So yeah, aria is dead for a week or so and then hopefully it'll be functioning properly. Which means I need to find my 20ft LAN cable..