This forum...

[ZeroX]

By the way, what the hell's an x86?  Is that some rap music term or somethin?  You kids and your drugs...

I think I just shit myself. Damn that is the funniest thing I heard in a long time.

[iago]

LOL. Yes, I was initiated twice. No, there was no dildo. No, I didn't enjoy it.

Wait, are you saying that you wanted a dildo?

[Kaleeko]

Welcome to the forum!

And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu.

(Do I get a cookie for trying to scare the n00b?)

LOL. Yes, I was initiated twice. No, there was no dildo. No, I didn't enjoy it.

Joe, do you purposefully say stupid things like that to /try/ to get people to realize that you're an idiot? If so, it's working wonderfully. I commend you on being able to do something right. <3

[Newby]

And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu.

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!

[Sidoh]

Joe, do you purposefully say stupid things like that to /try/ to get people to realize that you're an idiot? If so, it's working wonderfully. I commend you on being able to do something right. <3

HAHAHA. <3

[Towelie]

And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu.

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!

How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?

[Newby]

And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu.

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!

How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?

42 times.

[Towelie]

And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu.

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!

How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?

with the 10 inch usb dildo?

42 times.

[deadly7]

And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu.

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!

How many times did you have to go through it to be a tr000z0r figurehead?

with the 10 inch usb dildo, up my asshole which is now my asscrater?

42 times.

[disco]

If those posts that have nothing but the quote are to imply that you both went through the same thing as Newby, then I would prefer it if you started a long quote chain involving this smilie:



Thanks.

[Newby]

No. They just fucked up posting. Or they edited my quoted text accordingly. I can't tell which.

[deadly7]

No. They just fucked up posting. Or they edited my quoted text accordingly. I can't tell which.

The latter of the two.

[Kaleeko]

And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu.

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!

I'm hurt! Not really. I know I'm not a member-member. But I may be someday. One way or another, the USB Dildo? I'd smash it into a thousand pieces in front of your crying face, James dear. 

[MyndFyre]

And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu.

You never had to go through it because you aren't a tr00 member!

I'm hurt! Not really. I know I'm not a member-member. But I may be someday. One way or another, the USB Dildo? I'd smash it into a thousand pieces in front of your crying face, James dear. 

We have different initiation requirements for women based on the age-of-consent laws of the state you live in.   

[Mythix]

Yea we don't take kindly to dem' cute minors, especially ones like this.




Gah, I was gonna try and throw a slingblade reference in there too but I fo..

mmM these good mash potatoes.