Welcome to the forum!
And, the USB dildo is totally true. I was just special and never had to go through with it because they didn't want their token female ripping their apendages off and force feeding them tofu.
(Do I get a cookie for trying to scare the n00b?)
LOL. Yes, I was initiated twice. No, there was no dildo. No, I didn't enjoy it.
Joe, do you purposefully say stupid things like that to /try/ to get people to realize that you're an idiot? If so, it's working wonderfully. I commend you on being able to do something right. <3