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Joe The Lifeguard
« on: October 15, 2006, 04:15:27 pm »
Joe The Lifeguard, employed by Wilderness Territory of Wisconsin Dells, is a great person. Agree?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2006, 07:19:52 pm »
Have you had training? I know out in Arizona I needed 6 hours of training (3 2-hour courses) to become a "lifeguard." I'm not sure I'd trust you to save my life...

Do you get paid?
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2006, 07:32:41 pm »
I'm not sure I'd trust you to save my life...

Ditto.
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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2006, 07:57:22 pm »
I hated lifeguard training because I was always partnered with this fat chick, and it was a total bitch trying to get her up on the rescue tube.
errr... something like that...

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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2006, 10:12:14 pm »
What the hell... to become a "lifeguard" here, you need a LOT more then 6 hours of training.  :-\

You need to complete the "Bronze" program, which is first "Bronze Medallion" and then "Bronze Cross" after completing Medallion.  To complete Medallion, you need to attend ten lessons that are 3 and a half hours long then an exam, then you do Cross which covers the same amount of time and same idea.  After which you complete the NLS (National Lifeguarding Society) which is another 10 classes program with 5 hours each class.  After you pass the exam for that, you can be a lifeguard.  It's a long boring hard training process.

Anyways, more details, Joe!
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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2006, 10:31:41 pm »
:/

Some lifeguard. That's like that bullshit "football team manager" position where you were essentially the waterboy.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2006, 06:27:42 am »
The starting salary for lifeguards here i like $10.30 I think.

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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2006, 01:20:05 pm »
He got an easy job in a much better environment than most fast food places, and seems to pay above minimum wage.  Would it meet everyone's approval if he got a more shitty job that paid less?  Wtf?

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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2006, 06:29:14 pm »
He got an easy job in a much better environment than most fast food places, and seems to pay above minimum wage.  Would it meet everyone's approval if he got a more shitty job that paid less?  Wtf?

Someone who has a brain. Woot!

He got an easy job in a much better environment than most fast food places, and seems to pay above minimum wage.  Would it meet everyone's approval if he got a more shitty job that paid less?  Wtf?

I think it's the fact that he said he's a lifeguard when he is, in fact, a slide attendant. :-\

My job title is a life guard. I tend to slides.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2006, 06:47:02 pm »
Someone who has a brain. Woot!

::)

In any case, cool.

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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2006, 07:32:15 pm »
My job title is a life guard. I tend to slides.

Your other title is football equipment manager.... it's called making the job seem more important/higher up than it is.

Whatever.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2006, 07:45:50 pm »
My job title is a life guard. I tend to slides.

Your other title is football equipment manager.... it's called making the job seem more important/higher up than it is.

Whatever.

And your job title is "waiter" / "dish washer" and "internet clan leader", so I couldn't be talking.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2006, 08:04:15 pm »
And your job title is "waiter" / "dish washer" and "internet clan leader", so I couldn't be talking.

Actually, they're "figurehead" and the former was "busboy" so nice try. :)

Although nice work bashing the leaders. I'm sure they appreciate it.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2006, 11:42:03 pm »
It's a great side job, sure. I even ran for that office, remember? But I know you would have brought it up as a position of leadership and reverence if I hadn't, so I did. And yeah, busboy really glorifies you as well.

Honestly, are you finished? This is kind of annoying. I make a post to tell you about a job where I can practically sleep and still actively do my work and then you bash me for it.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2006, 12:01:23 am »
It's a great side job, sure. I even ran for that office, remember? But I know you would have brought it up as a position of leadership and reverence if I hadn't, so I did. And yeah, busboy really glorifies you as well.

I wasn't glorifying my job. Infact, you bashed my job long before I did it. I just gave it its proper title. :)

I don't considering being a figurehead my job. That would imply I spend hours uninterrupted doing my duties... and I don't.

I'm more a student, thank you.

Honestly, are you finished? This is kind of annoying. I make a post to tell you about a job where I can practically sleep and still actively do my work and then you bash me for it.

Haha. It's kind of annoying you honestly think the position of "slide attendant" deserves the title "lifeguard" considering you save nobody. But ok. Congrats for making money for doing shit work. I am sure that'll get you far in life with your GPA... oh wait.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT.