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One hell of a fuckup...
« on: October 17, 2006, 07:44:39 pm »
http://news.com.com/Apple+loads+Windows+virus+on+iPods/2100-7349_3-6126804.html?tag=nefd.top

I hope Apple gets sued into oblivion. That's just not cool.

I mean, it would be, but taking a stab at WINDOWS SECURITY is pretty fucking low.

It's not your fault you own 2% of the market when Microsoft dominates the other 97%. I mean, hell, apparently you use WINDOWS in your production line. That's pretty good.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2006, 07:47:09 pm by Newby »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2006, 07:50:38 pm »
Mac is just plain retarded. Vista 2.0...yet they've called Vista a trainwreck. So Mac is Trainwreck 2.0? Or were they lying before?

Also: Mac's most touted feature:
http://yourupload.com/public/1349/Timemachine.jpg

Give me a fucking break, Apple is lame.
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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2006, 08:04:18 pm »
http://news.com.com/Apple+loads+Windows+virus+on+iPods/2100-7349_3-6126804.html?tag=nefd.top

I hope Apple gets sued into oblivion. That's just not cool.

I mean, it would be, but taking a stab at WINDOWS SECURITY is pretty fucking low.

It's not your fault you own 2% of the market when Microsoft dominates the other 97%. I mean, hell, apparently you use WINDOWS in your production line. That's pretty good.
O.o apple sucks ass :P

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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2006, 08:07:27 pm »
Mac is just plain retarded. Vista 2.0...yet they've called Vista a trainwreck. So Mac is Trainwreck 2.0? Or were they lying before?

Also: Mac's most touted feature:
http://yourupload.com/public/1349/Timemachine.jpg

Give me a fucking break, Apple is lame.

Hahaha, they have a shadow copy feature?  Shadow copying has been part of Windows since Windows 2000.  :)
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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2006, 08:16:59 pm »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2006, 08:29:50 pm »
I mean, it would be, but taking a stab at WINDOWS SECURITY is pretty fucking low.
Well, what was it I just said about auto-run being stupid for running arbitrary code from untrusted hardware? 

(for non-security guys: this)


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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2006, 08:52:38 pm »
I mean, it would be, but taking a stab at WINDOWS SECURITY is pretty fucking low.
Well, what was it I just said about auto-run being stupid for running arbitrary code from untrusted hardware? 
Unfortunately, potentially any CD is untrusted hardware today.  Should we disable autorun on all CDs?
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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2006, 08:57:06 pm »
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As you might imagine, we are upset at Windows for not being more hardy against such viruses
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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2006, 09:08:23 pm »
Ugh, I'm not even an apple user and I can almost assure you Apple, Darwin, has always had shadow copy features (aka snapshots or some other name).  Remember, Darwin is based on Mach, which is, in turn, based on BSD.  Newer Apple systems also include much of FreeBSD.
http://www.freebsd.org/cgi/man.cgi?query=GEOM

GEOM is an interface to do stuff like snapshots, RAID, and etc...

If you sit down at an Apple machine and open up a terminal, you will essentially see, feel and breathe a BSD system below its very beautiful interface.
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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2006, 09:10:57 pm »
Well, they're pushing it as a new major feature.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2006, 09:20:02 pm »
They're mad at Windows for having vunderabilities?  Isn't that somewhat hypocritic?

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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2006, 09:20:55 pm »
Ugh, I'm not even an apple user and I can almost assure you Apple, Darwin, has always had shadow copy features (aka snapshots or some other name).  Remember, Darwin is based on Mach, which is, in turn, based on BSD.  Newer Apple systems also include much of FreeBSD.
http://www.freebsd.org/cgi/man.cgi?query=GEOM

GEOM is an interface to do stuff like snapshots, RAID, and etc...

If you sit down at an Apple machine and open up a terminal, you will essentially see, feel and breathe a BSD system below its very beautiful interface.
That might be, but I'm talking about Apple, not BSD, and it wasn't until OS X that Apple OS was based on BSD.
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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2006, 09:31:06 pm »
They're mad at Windows for having vunderabilities?  Isn't that somewhat hypocritic?

Nope. Apple has no vunderabilities.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2006, 09:31:29 pm »
Ugh, I'm not even an apple user and I can almost assure you Apple, Darwin, has always had shadow copy features (aka snapshots or some other name).  Remember, Darwin is based on Mach, which is, in turn, based on BSD.  Newer Apple systems also include much of FreeBSD.
http://www.freebsd.org/cgi/man.cgi?query=GEOM

GEOM is an interface to do stuff like snapshots, RAID, and etc...

If you sit down at an Apple machine and open up a terminal, you will essentially see, feel and breathe a BSD system below its very beautiful interface.
That might be, but I'm talking about Apple, not BSD, and it wasn't until OS X that Apple OS was based on BSD.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_OS_9
That's very disappointing ... I can remember my father telling me years before that Apple was terrible.

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Re: One hell of a fuckup...
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2006, 09:33:35 pm »
I mean, it would be, but taking a stab at WINDOWS SECURITY is pretty fucking low.
Well, what was it I just said about auto-run being stupid for running arbitrary code from untrusted hardware? 
Unfortunately, potentially any CD is untrusted hardware today.  Should we disable autorun on all CDs?
Yes, the user should have to open the cd and run the program.  I don't care if that's more difficult, the extra little bit of safety is worth it. 

They're mad at Windows for having vunderabilities?  Isn't that somewhat hypocritic?
Mad?  It didn't sound like they were mad, and in TFA they even said that they're more upset with themselves than with Microsoft.