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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #45 on: November 04, 2006, 11:13:28 am »
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Re: Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #46 on: November 04, 2006, 07:43:35 pm »
That's stupid, put some gloves on and help deliver that baby man..although I doubt paramedics would take so long ..

Do you know how to deliver a baby? If yes, enlighten me, otherwise you know as much about delivering babies as I do.

Joe the Lifeguard is now a true lifeguard, certified by the American Red Cross in CPR, First Aid, and Lifeguarding.

It usually involves lieing to the woman telling her "One more push" and counting to ten. Knowing you, you'll have trouble with the counting part.
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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #47 on: November 04, 2006, 07:46:18 pm »
It usually involves lieing to the woman telling her "One more push" and counting to ten. Knowing you, you'll have trouble with the counting part.

Excuse me, but have you been to medical school?

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Re: Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #48 on: November 04, 2006, 11:04:15 pm »
That's stupid, put some gloves on and help deliver that baby man..although I doubt paramedics would take so long ..

Do you know how to deliver a baby? If yes, enlighten me, otherwise you know as much about delivering babies as I do.

Joe the Lifeguard is now a true lifeguard, certified by the American Red Cross in CPR, First Aid, and Lifeguarding.

It usually involves lieing to the woman telling her "One more push" and counting to ten. Knowing you, you'll have trouble with the counting part.

Well, considering being certified in CPR requries you to be able to count to 15..
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #49 on: November 05, 2006, 12:33:07 am »
Well, considering being certified in CPR requries you to be able to count to 15..

You cheated.

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Re: Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #50 on: November 05, 2006, 12:48:05 am »
Well, considering being certified in CPR requries you to be able to count to 15..

You cheated.

No, but I'll admit that I did a horrible job at it (CPR itself, not counting).

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« Last Edit: November 05, 2006, 12:54:49 am by Joe[x86] »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #51 on: November 05, 2006, 12:51:04 am »
You googled it.

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Re: Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #52 on: November 05, 2006, 12:56:14 am »
Not English and Spanish. :P

Sidoh es mi mejor amigo, pero él no hablas español..
« Last Edit: November 05, 2006, 01:00:06 am by Joe[x86] »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #53 on: November 05, 2006, 01:06:14 am »
Not English and Spanish. :P

Sidoh es mi mejor amigo, pero él no hablas español..
Wrong verb conjugation on hablar.
errr... something like that...

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Re: Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #54 on: November 05, 2006, 01:07:50 am »
Really? What's the proper verb conjugation?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #55 on: November 05, 2006, 01:54:12 am »
Anyone can type a sentence into Google Translator, Joe.  That doesn't make you fluent in the language.

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Re: Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #56 on: November 05, 2006, 02:15:14 am »
Not English and Spanish. :P

Sidoh es mi mejor amigo, pero él no hablas español..
Wrong verb conjugation on hablar.

Indeed.

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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #57 on: November 05, 2006, 02:22:49 am »
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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #58 on: November 05, 2006, 07:28:50 am »
15 in Italian is cinquedici.

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Re: Joe The Lifeguard
« Reply #59 on: November 05, 2006, 04:34:59 pm »
It usually involves lieing to the woman telling her "One more push" and counting to ten. Knowing you, you'll have trouble with the counting part.

Excuse me, but have you been to medical school?

It was a joke..jesus christ.
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