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Offline BigAznDaddy

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drivers license test
« on: October 18, 2006, 10:40:45 pm »
So I am about to take the driving test Sat.
any tips???

im sooooo nervous

and if i know i failed should i do some doughnuts??

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2006, 10:44:53 pm »
Probably not to the last question.

Just don't drive like an idiot. Pretty simple. If you drive like you're legally supposed to, you can't fail. Unless you don't turn with your hands the correct way, which is bullshit. The test should be on laws and how well you drive. If you spin your hands around the wheel or turn with your cock, it should not matter.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2006, 10:57:53 pm »
I heard you can automatically pass the test if you can parallel park with your penis.
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2006, 12:39:32 am »
So I am about to take the driving test Sat.
any tips???

im sooooo nervous

and if i know i failed should i do some doughnuts??
Just relax, and obey all laws :P. Oh, and make sure they don't tell you what to do! (automatic failure for intervention inclues that)

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2006, 07:25:10 am »
Yeah..okay.  Not sure if it'll be the same for you, but, stop at the stop SIGN, not the big "stop here" line painted on the street...

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2006, 09:31:43 am »
Wanna' borrow my car for the test? =)
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2006, 08:16:43 pm »
Wanna' borrow my car for the test? =)
HAHAHAHAHA
is it street legal?
send a pic cause i havent seen the finished product ^_^

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2006, 08:35:23 pm »
1.) Don't act stupid.
2.) Remember how to parallel park.

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2006, 09:03:08 pm »
Wanna' borrow my car for the test? =)
HAHAHAHAHA
is it street legal?
send a pic cause i havent seen the finished product ^_^

It's not finished. By requirements, it is street legal. It hasn't been liscenced yet, however.
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2006, 09:32:20 pm »
1.) Don't act stupid.
2.) Remember how to parallel park.

:)

yeah #1 is ovious.
but for # 2 i think all i have to do is pull up next to a curb and put it in reverse

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2006, 09:35:34 pm »
I was told that isn't part of the test.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2006, 10:07:25 pm »
It should be.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2006, 10:33:19 pm »
1.) Don't act stupid.
2.) Remember how to parallel park.

:)

yeah #1 is ovious.
but for # 2 i think all i have to do is pull up next to a curb and put it in reverse

You have to drive 4-5 carlengths in reverse without removing your tire from the line you started on. All the while looking over your shoulder, and not through mirrors. Rediculas.
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2006, 11:30:13 pm »
1.) Don't act stupid.
2.) Remember how to parallel park.

:)

yeah #1 is ovious.
but for # 2 i think all i have to do is pull up next to a curb and put it in reverse

You have to drive 4-5 carlengths in reverse without removing your tire from the line you started on. All the while looking over your shoulder, and not through mirrors. Rediculas.

No you don't..
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2006, 07:03:17 am »
1.) Don't act stupid.
2.) Remember how to parallel park.

:)

yeah #1 is ovious.
but for # 2 i think all i have to do is pull up next to a curb and put it in reverse

You have to drive 4-5 carlengths in reverse without removing your tire from the line you started on. All the while looking over your shoulder, and not through mirrors. Rediculas.
Did you have your test in Turkey or something?